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Old 13th February 2011, 22:16   #4696
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^I don't know whether to laugh. Or not.
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Old 14th February 2011, 08:03   #4697
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For all the fans of Steve Ballmer Check out the video
but before that Teleport yourself into crowd , where you are waiting for CEO of MS ....




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Old 14th February 2011, 19:46   #4698
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For all the fans of Steve Ballmer

YouTube - Steve Ballmer screamed "Web Developer" on Mix08!
I want 50 cents of the buck that you got from your buddy..... Hilarious... Haven't seen this video yet... All the laughing and poking him is sorta
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..Now that he's left for ducati....
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Cool road sign. Dont know where the place is. Got it from facebook.


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This is EPIC!!!

Nokia Plan S
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Old 16th February 2011, 18:27   #4702
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Wife and Girlfriend

Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.

At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

No money, u sell the TV,
Got money u change ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.

TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILEs often do!

Last but not least ..

MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).
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Epic Suicide!

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Old 17th February 2011, 15:44   #4704
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Cool road sign. Dont know where the place is. Got it from facebook.


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This road sign is from Bhutan wherin the roads are made and managed by our very own Border Roads Organisation (BRO). Project Dantak of the BRO is located in Bhutan.
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This road sign is from Bhutan wherin the roads are made and managed by our very own Border Roads Organisation (BRO). Project Dantak of the BRO is located in Bhutan.
Nice one.. AFAIK, Dantak also handles Sikkim Roads, probably all of NE..
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@Spitfire: It's a riot! Couldn't control my laughter, and I did have quite a few peeks onto my screen from my neighbors
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This may sound strange but its actually true... The ninja emits a whee/whoo sound from the fuel tank when the bike is parked. This is due to expansion/contraction of air / pressure equalization in the fuel tank.

Came across this in one of the international ninja forums. Funny but true !!!

Apparently animal services were called to extricate the poor cat from the bike... but they couldnt find the... invisible cat.
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A MiniLorry fined for not wearing Helmet!!..



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A MiniLorry fined for not wearing Helmet!!.. lol
I think one should challenge this ticket in the court.
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@Skyline_GT_R: Nice link. Found this one particularly funny.

As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car,
winds down the window and says to her, "I'll give you a sweet if you'll
get in the car with me."
The little girl says "No, I not getting in the car."
The next day the man pulls up again, winds down the window and says,
"I'll give you two sweets if you'll get in the car with me."
The little girl says "No, I not getting in the car."
The third day the man pulls up and offers her a whole bag of sweets
if she will get into the car.
"No Dad", replies the girl, "There's no way I'm getting into the Yugo!"
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