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Old 31st May 2011, 15:57   #4846
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[quote=dhanushs;2372805]How women and men 'see' colors.

Had a hearty laugh dhanushs. I myself can relate to it very well as we just completed repainting our house last week. I ended up with my bp shooting to 170/100 and am currently on pills.
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Old 31st May 2011, 22:05   #4847
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How women and men 'see' colors.
Men are evolving... from Red-Green-Blue... it has become Red-Purple-Pink-Orange-Yellow-Green-Blue

Real good one
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Someone (a total stranger) gave me an add in Facebook and this is how the first conversation started T-Bhp sure have its effects!
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Old 9th June 2011, 02:56   #4849
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This picture on my FB wall sweeped away the Maximum LIKES i've ever had till date
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This picture on my FB wall sweeped away the Maximum LIKES i've ever had till date
You have been condored!
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I do like the subtitled proggies on television, helps for late night watchings.
but sometimes, you gotta spew some coffee....
everybody knows what IKEA means here in this picture, i hope.
TG fans.
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Old 9th June 2011, 14:38   #4852
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foglamps?
he's got doglamps!
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Old 10th June 2011, 02:48   #4853
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Would like to share in the fun but, alas, I am Hindi challenged!
So here's one for you

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"
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Old 10th June 2011, 17:02   #4854
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The best Google auto-correct in translation

1) Go to Google Translate

2) Type 'Suresh Raina is god' and translate from English to Serbian.

3) Copy the result in Serbian, paste it in the box and translate it back to English. Watch the magic !
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^^ What magic eh ? We don't need google shoogle to tell us who the God of cricket is
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Couldn't find an appropriate thread.
Spotted by my brother somewhere in Rajasthan.
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Old 11th June 2011, 22:48   #4857
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This one on Tata Cars

Q: What is the TATA car owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
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Perfect example of generation gap:

Aamir khan - "papa kehte hai bada naam karega".

Imran khan - "dady mujse bola tu galti hai meri"
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Ring any bells?


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@dhanushs : Thats a nice one. New theory of extinction perhaps??
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