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Old 18th August 2011, 01:53   #4981
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Christians in India & soon all over the world will stop naming their daughters "Anna"
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Old 18th August 2011, 10:32   #4982
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Nokia is also supporting the fight against corruption. Their upcoming OS has been named Symbian Anna !

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Old 18th August 2011, 11:22   #4983
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Apt for todays scene (rain) in Bangalore !!
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Old 18th August 2011, 15:36   #4984
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Don't know if someone had posted it earlier, but still...

Worldwide a question asked to officials in an opinion poll was:

Would you give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?

The survey was a huge failure,
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,
In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,
And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!
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Old 18th August 2011, 15:56   #4985
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Todays's TOI, Delhi edition

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Cheers!

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Old 18th August 2011, 15:59   #4986
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Dedicated to all the Mallu's in the forum!!.. I come from the land of lungi, truly God's own coundry!

I simbly loved it!


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Old 18th August 2011, 18:21   #4987
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From Face Book


Dear
ANNA JI
Thank You For Taking Public Attention Away From Our Test Series..!!

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Old 18th August 2011, 21:27   #4988
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dhanushs - that is zimply grate!! Where was this video when we hijacked the Yeti's thread on his visit to KL?
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Raavan V/s Hanuman !!!
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Hope No one is offended, and Condor is flying high to notice.

Skoda Laura available in Garlic color... Apparently its been called the "Laura Lasoon".
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^^Neo, was just about to post the exact same thing! Got that as a BBM forward, and made me crack up for sure .
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Dear Maths,

All my life you made me find your X !!!
Listen buddy...He's not coming back....So please move on!!!

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If 'Pro' is opposite of 'Con', opposite of 'Progress' is?

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hahaha. that's a nice one.
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Got this in mail few days back.
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