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Old 20th August 2011, 17:15   #4996
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One child to another - Mummy theek kehti thi "khana nahi khaoge to police pakar ke le jayegi, Anna uncle ke saath bhi yahi hua"

Mom was right that if you don't eat food, police will take you away, it happened with Anna uncle.
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Old 20th August 2011, 18:49   #4997
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Lost in Translation!!..





[For non mallus: The news was literally word-by-word translated to Malayalam. Now the news conveyed: The space tourist and vehicle, exploded in Space, and all aborad was presumed dead. ]
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Not exactly a joke, but quite a major goof-up!
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I really like the second one.. from The Cosby Show.
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Given the rise of petrol prices, by 2025 we may have this scenario:

Special offer : Buy 25ltrs petrol - get a Nano free
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How True!


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P.S: Not sure if its been posted before.
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Old 21st August 2011, 20:43   #5002
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No offense meant to anyone. Is only a joke.
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God made us all different.
Went across the world making people.
Got tired by the time he reached China, Japan, Korea
What followed was-
Copy-Paste-Copy-Paste-Copy-Paste-Copy-Paste...

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How True!


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P.S: Not sure if its been posted before.
so now its for engineers?
Ive heard this one for accountants, lawyers, then auditors, and now engineers....
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Old 22nd August 2011, 01:29   #5004
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If 'Pro' is opposite of 'Con', opposite of 'Progress' is?
And what would your thoughts be about the antonym of Constitution?
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And what would your thoughts be about the antonym of Constitution?
Never thought about this.
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Taking the maths theme further.
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Assignment:

Expand the following:

(a+b)n

Student's notebook read:


(a+b)n
= (a + b) n
= ( a . + . b ) . n
= ( a . . + . . b . ) . . n




PS: We needlessly complicated it in school
PPS: had to add the dots above, because the forum software removed empty spaces. Hope it still makes some sense.

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Taking the maths theme further.
Add one more!
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Gender discrimination!!.. STOP IT!!..
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Add one more!
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This one was funny!
Got me back to school

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Gender discrimination!!.. STOP IT!!..
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Dhanush, though it is difficult to search this, but I think it me a 'condour-worthy'

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Old one, but good one.

Ramlal died and went to heaven. There he was ushered in to meet God. In that room, he found many large clocks.
He asked god: Prabhu, what are these clocks for?
God: We keep track of people lying. Whenever some one lies, the arms move a turn. See, that one…its Lord Buddha’s. Its never moved.
Ramlal: Where is the one of our Minister?
God: Oh, behind me..I am using that as a table fan.
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Height of excuse:

Indian Criket team supports Anna Hazare...
"We will not win a single match, untill the janlokpal bill is passed."
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