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Old 26th August 2011, 20:36   #5026
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^ Amazingly easy definition for Cloud!!
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Old 26th August 2011, 21:37   #5027
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Amazing, Mind-blowing, Breath-taking levels of knowledge!
Dude, you have been condor'ed again!!..

Check the previous page man!
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Old 26th August 2011, 22:41   #5028
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Amazing, Mind-blowing, Breath-taking levels of knowledge!
Most of it till the uid bit could have been discounted as ignorance about terms, but when he started seeding clouds...........holy!!!!

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Old 27th August 2011, 02:49   #5029
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1) SIM Card data is transferred to battery.
2) Cloud computing gets disturbed due to rains
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but when he started seeding clouds...........holy!!!!


What the hell man!!.. he is so damn convinced on what he talks!!.. I got cramps for gods sake!

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Old 27th August 2011, 07:50   #5030
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Dude, you have been condor'ed again!!..

Check the previous page man!
Not exactly, this is a trimmed down version of the 38 min video prateekm posted. I forgot to include that in my post and I had then itself reported the post to include that too. Mods must be busy!
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I am not a IT guy, but read a fair bit of cloud computing. By any chance was uncle talking about cloud computing? Poor Anchor...!! Was it from a TV show? Which channel? Aaj tak?
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Old 27th August 2011, 19:55   #5032
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Similarity between Facebook and Jail?

In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls!

And get poked by strangers
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The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?

Believe it or not - a Congress!

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2 Parrots were teasing a Myna in a cage . Meanwhile, in the other cage there were two parrots praying . One of them was doing pooja and the other namaaz .
The owner of the birds,on finding that the Myna was being troubled , looked at the other cage- 'Kitne nek tote hain ,inke pinjare mae Myna safe rahegi '
Thus he shifted the Myna to their cage(the cage where the parrots were praying) .

As the Myna entered the cage the parrot doing pooja got up and went to his accomplice and said-" Utho Khan Saahib duaa kabool ho gayi . Apni Item aa gayi "
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Old 29th August 2011, 13:32   #5034
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Grandma says to his grandson just before death: Son I have kept my Farm, 6 Tractors , 50 Animals & 22,389,630 cash for you, take care of it.

Grandson (Amazed): Where is it Granny?

Grandma: in Farmville!
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Grandma says to his grandson just before death: Son I have kept my Farm, 6 Tractors , 50 Animals & 22,389,630 cash for you, take care of it.

Grandson (Amazed): Where is it Granny?

Grandma: in Farmville!
you made that up, didn't ya? nice one though!
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Some from my end..lifted from Facebook

Once Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi and Manmohan Singh were travelling in a helicopter

Sonia Gandhi drops a 100 rupee note n says: I made 1 INDIAN happy

Rahul Gandhi drops two notes of 50 and says I made 2 INDIANS happy

ManMohan Singh drops 100 coins of Rs.1 and says: I made 100 INDIANS happy

Hearing this the PILOT says: I will throw all 3 of you down and make 120 CRORE INDIANS happy.

PILOT NAME: ANNA HAZARE...!

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A kid wrote in his maths sheet,

Dear Maths,
Listen, I'm sick &tired of finding ur 'x'
Just accept the fact that she's gone!
Move On dude!!

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Son: Mom, what is the name of our next door Aunty ?

Mom: 'Renukha'

Son: See, dad doesnt know even that, he keeps on calling her "Darling"

Mom: !?!?!?!?!

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um.. @Dreams: I think your post is Condor-worthy

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A kid wrote in his maths sheet,

Dear Maths,
Listen, I'm sick &tired of finding ur 'x'
Just accept the fact that she's gone!
Move On dude!!
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Dear Maths,

All my life you made me find your X !!!
Listen buddy...He's not coming back....So please move on!!!

Regards,
Frustrated Student.

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you made that up, didn't ya? nice one though!
Nope, Why should I? Found in a Facebook Mallu Jokes page.

Tell me I am Condor'ed, AGAIN!

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After an accident:

Male Driver: " I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first."

Female driver: " I also started the wipers and said NO NO !!! :-)
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