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Old 8th September 2011, 17:42   #5071
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Statement of the Day: “mummy ko ane do, sabko dekh lunga…..”
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- Rahul Gandhi
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‎"It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son ..


.. and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him."
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‎"It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son ..

.. and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him."
This is not a joke but a fact of life.
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This is not a joke but a fact of life.

You are, obviously, married. (like me).
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Elections after elections and nothing changed as yet....!!!

Why ??
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Found this on the net.
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Saw this on twitter:

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Santa: I can't 'Ford a Fiesta. Banta: But Ikon.
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Love keliye...kuch bhi karega?

Anything for love??

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A very lonely man was taking a stroll late in the evening, thinking how he has never been with a woman, when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a bridge.

He runs towards her and screams - "What are you doing"?
Girl - I am going to commit suicide.

The despo that he was, asked the girl - "well, before you jump, why dont you give me a kiss"?

The girl agrees and their lips lock in a loooong passionate kiss.

The man says, "Wowwwww, that was great. By the way, why are you commiting suicide"?

Girl - My parents dont like me dressing up like a girl.

Man jumps off the bridge.
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Sardar: 3 month mein beta kaise hogaya
Biwi : Shadi ko kitna time hua
Sardar : 3
Biwi : Aur meri
Sardar : 3
Biwi : Aud dono ki ?
Sardar : 3
Biwi : Total kitne hue
Sardar : 9 , sorry maine tuj pe shak kia.

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Sardarni : Hello ji , I am pregnant.

Sardar: Mein toh england me tha!!!

Sardarni : Aapka photo tha na !!

Sardar : Jhoot mat bol kamini , photo toh kamar tak hi tha!!

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A Sardarji murdered his wife the same night they got married.

Why???????????????????

Wife's underwear label read -

"100% soft and silky. Tested by Roopchand and Brothers".
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Convincing people, how hard can it be?
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got this from Facebook

Ek sardar ne facebook pe account bana lia. Usko ye samajh mein nahi aa raha tha ke "wall" pe kya likhe hein. Bahut sochne ke baad usne likha "Yahan pishaab karna mana hai"!


translation:

once a sardar opened a account on Facebook. he wasn't able to figure out what is to be written on the Wall. after a lot of thought he put up Urination is prohibited here!

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The Monkey Business

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10.

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at Rs.10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs.20. This renewed

the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs.25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was

an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on-behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs35 and when the

Man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs.50."

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!!!

Welcome to the "Stock" Market!!
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I guess its an old one, but still thought it deserves to be here...

Am I condor'ed?


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Old 10th September 2011, 19:19   #5085
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^^^ Have read this in a text form. But watching it in video is nicer.
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