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Old 29th September 2011, 16:49   #5236
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Santa to Banta: What will happen if I dial 001 on my Phone?

Banta: Then, Police jeep will come in reverse gear .

Santa to Banta: What will happen if I dial 001 on my Phone?

Banta: Then, Police jeep will come in reverse gear

Santa: Oh!! And if I press 010?
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Old 29th September 2011, 17:10   #5237
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Airtel's Kanjoos Friend ad is pretty funny

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Old 29th September 2011, 19:09   #5238
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inna rascala, Mind It


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Old 29th September 2011, 19:43   #5239
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Car trouble in Italy
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of fantastisch automobile" the German says disbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons"
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four, 4 and only FOUR. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come now. He'sa verry busy witha tha two guys who just came in that Fiat Uno"

Moped trouble in India:
Using that logic 50 people can jolly well ride on a TVS 50 !!

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Old 29th September 2011, 20:08   #5240
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Car trouble in Italy
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of fantastisch automobile" the German says disbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons"
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four, 4 and only FOUR. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come now. He'sa verry busy witha tha two guys who just came in that Fiat Uno"

Moped trouble in India:
Using that logic 50 people can jolly well ride on a TVS 50 !!
this (minus the moped part) was post a few pages back.
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Old 29th September 2011, 22:06   #5241
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and there are i10 and i20.....


...... poor Force ONE
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Old 29th September 2011, 22:16   #5242
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At the gates of Heaven, the angel tells Henry Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the first man." So, the angel points Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?"
Adam says, "Yes."
"Well, says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters at high speeds.
3. The rear end wobbles too much.
4. And the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmm...", says Adam, "Hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.

Adam says "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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Old 29th September 2011, 23:03   #5243
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What about our good old
Maruti 800.

too less....?
Maruti 1000

Or maybe the
Fiat 500.
God save me when I drive around in my LP700

True that anjan, this was posted few days back.
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Old 30th September 2011, 00:23   #5244
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...... poor Force ONE
Poverty knows no limits.

POLO. Mint with a Hole.
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Old 30th September 2011, 09:33   #5245
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Looks scary.. but funny Thai TVC..
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Old 30th September 2011, 09:45   #5246
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Doesn't it all make sense now?
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Uh oh, CUT! that wasn't in the script!
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Old 30th September 2011, 11:51   #5247
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Got the following as a forward. This cant be termed as a joke, as most of it is rather true!


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SAD NEWS-PASSING AWAY OF 'COMMON SENSE'
Obituary printed in the London Times -

Interesting and sadly rather true. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own hom e and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

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Plight of a boyfriend:


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I really pity the boy if he marries her.

Perfect example for Swanand's post regarding the death of common sense!
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Old 30th September 2011, 13:34   #5250
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Happens only in India! 2 ISP's, but same person !

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