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Old 10th October 2011, 14:20   #5341
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ever received canned responses to emails?
ever received a canned response to a response where you tell them the last one was a canned response?
Or maybe i am giving these guys too much credit, and they honestly thought my reply was appreciation.
First one i sent, i asked them why cant a service be stopped online, and why they need me to commute physically?

Their reply:
Dear Mr. Kumar,

We thank you for writing in to XXXXXXXX Mutual Fund.
blah blah blah
We urge you to submit the details to the nearest XXXXAMC Branch/CAMS or to our corporate office at the address provided below:
Regards etc

My reply:
Canned response.thanks anyway


Their Response:
Dear Investor,
We thank you for writing in to XXXXXXXXX Mutual Fund.
We are pleased to know that we have been of assistance to you.
We appreciate your initiative to thank us and also for motivation, which drives us to excel in our service provided to you.
We assure you best of our services and look forward to your continued patronage
Regards,

Oh, the self adulation!!
wah wah!!
I have a feeling, if i say anything, this can continue into eternity, with them finally proclaiming theselves the masters of the universe!

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Old 10th October 2011, 14:25   #5342
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^^^ What the heck!

Which Mutual Fund is this if we may know?
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I wouldnt tell you even if you gave me enough to buy the sun, or threatened to take away my life!!!

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Old 10th October 2011, 19:31   #5344
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Old 10th October 2011, 20:40   #5345
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A Brand New Rajnikant series ---
I hereby Condor you!! As I posted this Rajnikanth Series just 5-6 pages back(thus I have the right to Condor you without Condor's permission.
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2527617 (The Official Joke thread)

Ok, now another one from Facebook.

Ever wondered why Japanese work so much and Arabs enjoy so much. Here is the reason.
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Old 10th October 2011, 20:43   #5346
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How not to wash your car!
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Old 10th October 2011, 20:53   #5347
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Saw this somewhere, not sure where. Hope its not in this thread itself

" I have decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?"
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Old 10th October 2011, 20:56   #5348
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This has to be the Heights !!!

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Old 11th October 2011, 11:08   #5349
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Came across this on FB.
Children, run for your lives!!
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I hope it is not a repeat:

Books by famous/infamous people-

1. How to keep your Girlfriend's Mouth Shut - By Emraan Hashmi

2. Emosional Attyachar - KJo

3. Fortune lies at the bottom of the Table - Bill Clinton

4. Stammering is the key to Acting - SRK

5. Maa ka Beta - Rahul Gandhi

6. Desh ki Bahu - Sonia Gandhi

7. Gandhi ki Aulaad - Manmohan Singh

8. My Next Movie - Dev Anand

9. Acting, What The Beep - Imran Khan

10. Main Nahi Sudharoonga - Salman Khan

11. Meri Girlfriend, Teri Girlfriend, Uski Biwi - Vivek Oberoi with special contribution from Salman

12. How to gobble money quickly - Entire Parliament

Final One

Rajnikanth doesn't pick up a pen and write, the book reads his mind and gets imprinted.
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Old 11th October 2011, 12:07   #5351
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How not to wash your car!
May be he was washing camels before he got a job at the car-wash.

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Saw this somewhere, not sure where. Hope its not in this thread itself

" I have decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?"
you've been condored!! it was on this thread itself
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Old 11th October 2011, 15:14   #5353
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you've been condored!! it was on this thread itself
Damn its difficult to remember things

Hope this atleast is not posted before.
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Damn its difficult to remember things

Hope this atleast is not posted before.
boo!

again, seen it here (or in quirky signs thread), so you've a 50-50% chance of being condored!
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boo!

again, seen it here (or in quirky signs thread), so you've a 50-50% chance of being condored!

how about this?
Rajnikant knows which "satan" Unknownsatan is.

(guy you quoted last.)
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