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Old 12th October 2011, 10:02   #5371
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The Rajni Ultimatum!
Wanna see Rajnikant? Shake you head looking at this picture. It works!
Too good dude! I showed it to my friends and they were impressed too!

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

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The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with that cow?
He saw the calf drinking the milk and he started milking it.
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A student was in discussion with Teacher. Suddenly an airplane zoom over through the sky.
Student (exited and jumping ) : Sir, Bomber, Bomber!
Teacher (little irritated) : Be silent.
Student : Sorry sir, Omber Omber.
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A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained 10 kilos in a week.

B: That's impossible. Whose baby?

A: The elephant's
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The guy is a member here too .
PM me the name, would love to know him
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A Fresher goes in for a technical interview.

Manager: I go to toilet and see my laptops screen goes blank, please explain (expecting details about sleep mode)
Fresher (gets irritated): Looks like you have a problem and you need to consult the doctor, as you are taking a longer time than expected in the Loo

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Talking Mechanic's Baby

A mechanic's wife calls him from her home town to give the good news of the arrival of their baby. The mechanic is very happy and anxious to know the gender of the baby. Lost for words, he finally asks the question using words related to his profession: "Is it a nut or a bolt?"
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Wait the cows are going pillion too, soon. Don't believe me??

Check this ***..
Continuing with my series of animals on bikes as pillion. The below one is send by a friend Vivek from Goa. He clicked this one yesterday in Margao, Goa.

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No the dog was not harmed. And I believe he is a regular on this route along with his owner.
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Bangalore to get world class roads in a few years - The Economic Times
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What a Joke indeed and How about this one?
Times of India Publications

Those who travel to Electronics city and drive through Madiwala Underpass know the reality of the state of affairs of this so called White-Topping Concretized underpass that is supposed to last for 20-30 years. In reality, it didn't even last for 20 months!!!

The road was closed for a day or two a month before for repair works.

BBMP should take lessons from Punj Llyod on the way to construct concretized roads taking an example from the beautifully maintained stretch of NH4 between Belgaum and Kagal.
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Banta was in love and wanted to attract a young girl and went to get Santaís Suggestion.

Banta Singh: Santa, Whatís the best way to make somebody remembers you, all the time?
Santa Singh: Borrow some money from her. And then, she will remember you all the time.

Donít you ever return the money. At that point, she will start coming to your house, day in, day out.
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How's this for the toilet signs ?
Very creative, I must say!!
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Got this as a forward. Pardon me if its already been posted.

I realized something this morning which made me appreciate life and Vijay Mallya - "Childhood is like being drunk. Everybody remembers what you did.. Except yourself "
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Check this out! I'm sure he learnt these honking skills in India


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Too good dude! I showed it to my friends and they were impressed too!
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