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Old 16th October 2011, 00:28   #5416
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Dedicated to people in Sales
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The birds really do need some
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Old 16th October 2011, 21:34   #5419
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It was a bright and sunny afternoon in 2016. Samsung CEO was talking to the press after the launch of the new Samsung Galaxy Spica 9222 running the latest "Sizzling Samosa" version of Android.

Reporter:- Are you happy with this phone?

CEO:- No.

R:- why"

CEO - We want a phone as good as Rajni.

R- ???

CEO - you see, on tbhp, they have a separate thread on Rajni; but not for the SGS series of phone. We wanted to launch a phone which will get a separate thread on tbhp ....


:-D

(PS - this is not a plug for a separate thread for Android SGS. Just a joke which occurred to me.)






PPS:- if you do not get it - we have a jokes thread and separate thread on Rajni jokes. ;-O
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Absolutely hilarious this is!!

The Weekend Funnies - Yahoo!
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Old 16th October 2011, 22:24   #5421
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What does a Girl's Profile Pic Tell You?
  1. If she is very beautiful with 1000's of friends, its fake
  2. Her profile pic has lovely Katrina on it, she is shy, ugly or both
  3. There is a guy in the pic along with her, she is already booked
  4. There are more than one girl in the pic, she is most probably the ugliest one
  5. The pic is taken from a side angle of her face, she is most probably fat
  6. The pic is taken from far away, definitely not a fake profile, just try to zoom in with your eye lenses to figure out more of her
  7. The pic is of a baby, cake, heart or any other stupid thing, most probably a teen who needs to grow up
  8. A pic with a ugly face, click the back button as soon as you can before anyone catches you red handed
  9. A pic with a beautiful face and all profile info hidden, she is probably the one for you, but don't be so excited, she wont accept your friend request
  10. A pic with a guy's face, ahem ahem wrong number :P
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Saw this one about mass transport on Facebook:
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Happens with all of us, right?

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Old 17th October 2011, 02:08   #5425
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This happens in Kerala

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Members are posting cartoon strips on the forum.

I wonder if it is correct to do so. Aren't any copyright issues involved in posting someone's cartoons on a public forum ?

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FUNNIEST ENGLISH TO HINDI TRANSLATER

Have a nice day!..................Achcha din lo!
What's up?..................Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding!..................Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me!..................Mera bachcha mut banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up?..................Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man!..................Thandaa aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude..................Mere saath gandagee mat karo, he vyakti.
She's so fine!..................Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?..................Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek?
Are you nuts?..................Kya aap akhrot hain?

And the best ones are:
How do you do?..................Kaise karte ho?
General Body Meeting..................Saamanya Shaaririk Milan
Keep in touch..................Chhoote Raho.
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To all KB and Gymkhana series fans out there
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Old 17th October 2011, 15:27   #5429
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Heard this from a friend today.

Indian Politician 1: What's your cell number?
Indian politician 2: Be specific.
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Old 17th October 2011, 18:34   #5430
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Not sure if this funny incident is true.Worth a share nevertheless..
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