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Old 17th October 2011, 19:50   #5431
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Siri got some attitude
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Old 18th October 2011, 08:12   #5433
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Is this how a Women's Team-BHP meet would look like?
(No offense intended to any fehpians)
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One SMS.. ...


Funny But So True:
Mother: I think our daughter is in love..
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Father: How do u know.?
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Mother: She is not asking for pocket money...!! :P
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Got this on FB share.
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boy you're in so much trouble now!


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This cartoon very well explains our country!

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Is this how a Women's Team-BHP meet would look like?
No need to speculate, here is how it happened: http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/team-b...ml#post1371595 (T-Bhp Women's Meet! (Pics and Report pg 15))
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Old 18th October 2011, 13:41   #5440
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My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," she replied.

Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife said.

Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." The man leans out and with a glint in his eye says, "I've got a better idea...let's pretend we're married."

"Why not!" giggles the woman.

"Good," he replies. "Get your own damn blanket."

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Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.

The lab tech says to him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your wife."

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" asked Mr. Smith.

"Normally, yes. But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The HMO recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."

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A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"

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A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...

"Then why did you eat him?"

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Old 18th October 2011, 17:08   #5441
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1. Stare at the red star on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plane surface
3. Keep blinking your eyes
4. Tell me what you see

It Works!
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1. Stare at the red star on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plane surface
3. Keep blinking your eyes
4. Tell me what you see

It Works!
girl on the wall, girl on the wall! there's a girl on the wall!!
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Old 18th October 2011, 17:54   #5443
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A driver is stopped by a police officer.
The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
(The man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket
for your broken tail light."

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
(The man gives his wife another dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."

Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you
this way all the time?"

The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."
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Old 18th October 2011, 18:02   #5444
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1. Stare at the red star on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plane surface
3. Keep blinking your eyes
4. Tell me what you see
LOL. More interestingly, it'll be amusing for the people around me to see me blinking like that at the wall or roof
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Old 18th October 2011, 18:45   #5445
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scorcher - we have 4 or 5 of that in earlier pages.
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