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Old 18th October 2011, 18:45   #5446
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LOL. More interestingly, it'll be amusing for the people around me to see me blinking like that at the wall or roof
you didn't do that when you were in a meeting, did ya?
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Old 18th October 2011, 19:22   #5447
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Why are 90% of all Skodas still on the road?
Because the other 10% actually made it home


Being married is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Old 18th October 2011, 20:08   #5448
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(No offense intended to any fehpians)
I find this part the funniest. Seriously? Why do people write "no offense intended" after writing the most offensive things in the first place.

If it really bothers you, can't you just beg for forgiveness
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Lady to dentist: Its so painful. Better to get pregnant than get a filling.

Doctor to lady: Decide what you want and I will adjust the chair accordingly!



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No need to speculate, here is how it happened
Thanks mate, never knew such a thing happened
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I find this part the funniest. Seriously? Why do people write "no offense intended" after writing the most offensive things in the first place.
The second line was for ones who really lacked in sense of humor.
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Old 18th October 2011, 21:13   #5451
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time for Marvin

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Today's i.e 18.10.2011 indian express page 2 says " bursting of crackers is prohibited in the PUBIC area between 10 pm and 6 am. [/b] by the order of HIGH COURT OF KARNATAKA.
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Siri meets Siri

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Do it!!..



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BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"

EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.

BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."

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Found this one posted by a friend in Facebook !
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you didn't do that when you were in a meeting, did ya?
In a meeting it would have been ok. They would have just thought that i am trying real hard to stay awake!
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Old 18th October 2011, 23:57   #5458
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husband: I have
been waiting for this day.
wife: Do u want me to leave??
husband: NO!!!!
wife: Do u love me?
husband: Of Course
wife: Will u ever cheat on me??
husband: Never in my life
wife: Will u ever kiss me?
husband: Every chance i get
wife: Will u hit me??
husband: Are u crazy..!
wife: Can i trust u??
husband: Yes..!!
wife: Sweet Heart..!
-After Marriage-
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Today's i.e 18.10.2011 indian express page 2 says " bursting of crackers is prohibited in the PUBIC area between 10 pm and 6 am. [/b] by the order of HIGH COURT OF KARNATAKA.
I dont need a court order for that. I will not be bursting any crackers there even after those timings!!
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True Ain't it??

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