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Old 23rd October 2011, 04:08   #5506
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When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he had two missed calls from Rajnikant.
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What do you call a pretty girl who can talk well?

A figure of speech.
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New age Kamasutra. Got this in mail couple of days back
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History always tells a story...
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That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the INTERNET!!!
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I can't help but imagine the whole scene!
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@scorcher - that has happened to him before - in a tube train.
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Admit it!!!!
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At some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out!

Hahaha
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@scorcher - that has happened to him before - in a tube train.
Why would he expect loud music in a tube train?
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Admit it!!!!
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At some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out!

Hahaha
Pardon my ignorance. But i quite din't get it :( Was it meant to be a joke?
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When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he had two missed calls from Rajnikant.
Err...ERROR(s)!

1. Graham Bell didn't discover the telephone, he invented it!

2. Primitive landlines did not carry caller-ids. Hence, no missed calls!

3. G.B. INVENTED the telephone. So, the second half of the joke contradicts with point #1.

P.S. No offence to any fans, but Rajnikanth is overrated. Let Chuck Norris be the worthy original of these jokes which have actually been coined on/for him!
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Err...ERROR(s)!

1. Graham Bell didn't discover the telephone, he invented it!

2. Primitive landlines did not carry caller-ids. Hence, no missed calls!

3. G.B. INVENTED the telephone. So, the second half of the joke contradicts with point #1.

P.S. No offence to any fans, but Rajnikanth is overrated. Let Chuck Norris be the worthy original of these jokes which have actually been coined on/for him!
Marcus, it was supposed to be funny - not based on facts. i think it achieved its goal (i had a good laugh)
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^^ Oh come on Marcus. This is a joke thread. Don't get too technical and analytical here.
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Err...ERROR(s)!

1. Graham Bell didn't discover the telephone, he invented it!

2. Primitive landlines did not carry caller-ids. Hence, no missed calls!

3. G.B. INVENTED the telephone. So, the second half of the joke contradicts with point #1.

P.S. No offence to any fans, but Rajnikanth is overrated. Let Chuck Norris be the worthy original of these jokes which have actually been coined on/for him!
1. Guess who "left" the phone there to be "discovered" by GB.
2.Rajni's call on a non-caller id enabled phone causes his calls to be engraved on the bakelite.

3.nullified by QED on above 2!!

Take that, chuck norris(who?)!!

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My personal quote on FB couple of days back...

"Me and my wifey were playing angry birds today... I was the pig and she was the angry bird!!! "
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