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Old 26th October 2011, 18:09   #5551
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I have heard there are new rehab centers that can help cure Internet Addiction.

Can someone people pass on any information for it, I plan to join their online classes.

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Husband throwing knives on wife's picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her "Hi,what are you doing?"
His honest reply,"MISSING YOU"

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LOL if you understand!

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LOL if you understand!

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ooh! ow! my brain hurts!

you need a degree in Chemistry to understand that
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Old 27th October 2011, 20:51   #5556
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ooh! ow! my brain hurts!

you need a degree in Chemistry to understand that
I think its H202 which is Hydrogen peroxide. Loong since opened a chemistry book

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LOL if you understand!

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H2O too = H2O2 = Hydrogen Peroxide
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I hereby lose all my interest in the Indian Grand Prix. And all further versions of it.

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Found this to be quite hilarious !

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This is very funny

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Rahul Gandhi to visit the families of those who watched Ra-One
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Rahul Gandhi to visit the families of those who watched Ra-One
LOL!! visit me! i've been devastated after watching that movie!
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I hereby lose all my interest in the Indian Grand Prix. And all further versions of it.
The F1 commentator just said he's the 'Brad Pitt' of India.
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Teacher Gave Punishment To a computer science student who was flying paper airplanes in class room.

Write 5000 Times
"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class..."
And Submit It Tomorrow.

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

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{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ ) Printf("I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class"); Getch( ); }

Be A Programmer ... Think Differently
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lets forgive that innocent dog and come back to other important things
sharing one sms that i got today.

26 Jan 2001- Earthquake in Gujarat
26 December 2004- Tsunami
26/11 2008- Mumbai Attacks
26.10.2011- Ra.One

do you see a pattern?


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