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Old 2nd November 2011, 16:17   #5596
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Never knew chappals could provide such traction and as lungis are light weight, its easier on the strain

I clicked this pic this morning at a signal in Bangalore
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^^ that too single chappal only making contact for all of the tracomotives! Amazing. Probably the conductor holds the key for such traction force I guess.
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I know all - Wikipedia
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Will you all please shut up - Electricity
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I found this image in my friend's album in FB.

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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.

When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.

Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle why he was so interested in talking to her. She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her.

President Obama then said, " Oh, so if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant" , to which Michelle responded, "No, if I had married him, he would now be the President"
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i've seen another version of this on the Facebook; not as subtle though
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ISRO has beaten NASA at it, they found water on Mars
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Will you all please shut up - Electricity
Want to add another line after the last:
I have the power to make all the Electricity SHUT UP! Minister
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lol this is really funny
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Do you believe that real life incidents can be source for jokes? Read this ToI news:

http://epaper.timesofindia.com/Repos...sh-skin-custom

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Rajini Lesson 1:

How to shoot a villan on the other side of the wall, without eye contact. !!..

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This is what happens when someone gifts you a free pass for the Indian GP!
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I bet each one of us have gone through this sometime in our lives.

The team bhp logo has masked the last line..

His diary reads " Motorcycle wont start...I wonder why ???

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Now that is a really "crap" way of naming an institution
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I bet each one of us have gone through this sometime in our lives.

The team bhp logo has masked the last line..

His diary reads " Motorcycle wont start...I wonder why ???

How true! Agree whole heartily.
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