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Old 24th November 2011, 15:25   #5746
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Dad asked his daughter : What do you want to be when you grow up?

Daughter : I want to be a mother, I want to study, I want to get married.

Dad : Do what pleases you my little angel, but just ensure to take care of the sequence of events!
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There are 3 kinds of students:

1.Some make wonders happen.

2.Some see wonders happen.

3.Others wonder what happened.

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Yamaha launches a new superbike... the FG1 for INR 10.5L.

Also thanks to TOI, the ninja 250 costs around INR 7.5L. oops its the Ninza.

Read more here. Made my day. Was laughing my guts off and nearly choked on breakfast reading this article this morning.

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Yamaha launches a new superbike... the FG1 for INR 10.5L.

Also thanks to TOI, the ninja 250 costs around INR 7.5L. oops its the Ninza.

Read more here. Made my day. Was laughing my guts off and nearly choked on breakfast reading this article this morning.
And the worst part is that chick (if I may call her so) is not wearing any helmet. But seriously TOI is comedy of errors, if I just need a break I will randomly open any article in TOI find errors in it and comment! very gratifying.
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A real management lesson !!!
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Old 25th November 2011, 17:04   #5751
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Default About Mullaperiyar Dam !!

To Jayalalitha

"Damlu cracku..crackilu leaku..state fullaa wateru...
Empty house..water comu..house fullaa gone-u...
Oh..my godu..we gonna die-u..Tamil Nadu happy now-u??
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di... "

Source: Fb again, Suraj Menon's profile.
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Marketing Concepts Examples for MBA Students

A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students

1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me - That’s – Direct Marketing.

2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him - That’s Advertising.

3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me? - “That’s Brand Recognition“

4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you - “That’s Customer Feedback“

5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband - “That’s Demand & Supply Gap“

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, you wife arrives - That’s Restriction from Entering New Market.

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Nurse: How old are you?
Patient: None of your business.
Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records.
Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?
Nurse: Yes. Fifty.
Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?
Nurse: Zero.
Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age.
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Cerebral , and prank of the year!!
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RIP the Yamaha RX Something! You are getting fossilised:
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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is in great pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

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At a party someone yelled : "All married guys please hug the person who has made your life worth living."

The Bartender almost got killed!
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What best describes a digestive system?



One that starts with a right hand and ends with a left hand!
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The growing concern and its effects!

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Translation: To study Mullaperiyaar dam, Govt announced a 3 member committee..
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Saw this somewhere in north Goa last week.
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