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Old 29th November 2011, 19:28   #5776
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This is how ABS is really explained.
I've heard a story about David Coulthard (or maybe his race engineer) explaining understeer and oversteer: "Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car".
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Old 30th November 2011, 01:11   #5777
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@HuffingtonPost:Lady Gaga wants a man with a Harvard Degree
@anandmahindra : Finally,my college degree now has SOME value
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Old 30th November 2011, 07:31   #5778
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saw this group on facebook and a thought popped up in my mind, in what year did India win world cup 2011
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Thats strange!
It never seemed THAT slow.
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Old 30th November 2011, 12:45   #5780
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Husband touches the hand of his wife and says "YOU ARE SO HOT BABY !!"

Wife Slaps & Says "102 bukhar Hai Mujhe Or Tumhe romance Soojh Raha Hai.."

Cheers!
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Never laugh at your wife's choice. You are one of them.

Neither be proud of your choice. Your wife is one of them.
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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Old 30th November 2011, 13:17   #5783
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Never laugh at your wife's choice. You are one of them.

Neither be proud of your choice. Your wife is one of them.
Believe me whenever me and wifey have an argument regarding choices I say to her, "I fully agree that your choice is better than mine and proof is that you have chosen me and vice versa." Never thought that it is actually a joke.

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Old 30th November 2011, 15:26   #5784
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Believe me whenever me and wifey have an argument regarding choices I say to her, "I fully agree that your choice is better than mine and proof is that you have chosen me and vice versa." Never thought that it is actually a joke.

Dude, I admire your courage if you actually say this to her in seriousness. If meant as a joke, then thats fine. But in utter seriousness ?
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Old 30th November 2011, 15:34   #5785
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Dude, I admire your courage if you actually say this to her in seriousness. If meant as a joke, then thats fine. But in utter seriousness ?
I don't think anyone has courage to say this seriously and get away with that without repaying for it. I said this for the first time in serious voice but immediately started laughing loudly even before she can understand and rest is "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
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Kolaveri in IT Parody.

This one's for all the IT ppl:

White-u skinu clientu clientu
... Clientu heartu Blacku
Issue u Issue u meet u meet u
... ... My appraisal darku
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Dialogue1: ”mama.. notes eduthuko.. apadiye kaila KT eduthuko”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Sariya reverse KT sollu
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve ve

Dialogue2:”he he he he.. Super maama super maama.. ready? 1…. 2uu.. 3eee 4”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve

Dialogue3:” Ok. Maama.. now tune change.. uh?”
Kaila Mouse u(Di:”illa illa only English huh”)
Hand-la mouse uu Mouse la code u
Code u fulla error uu
Empty lifeu project come u
Life reversu gearu
Bug bug u. Oh my bug u
U showed me BOW u
Beer u beer u.. Holy beer u
I want you here now u
God I am dying now u
Manager happy how u
This song is for IT guys u
We don’t have choice u
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

******

5 things Indian movies taught us :

1. Atleast one of the identical twins born is evil..!!

2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut, you will always choose the right one!!

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up but will show pain when a woman is trying to clean his wound..!!

4. A police can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty..!!

5. (Best of all) If you decide to start dancing on street, everyone you meet will know the step..!!

********

Financial Management Technique

A Man found Rs 100. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner. Bill Rs. 5000. Manager handed him to the Police. Man gave Rs. 100 to Police and went free!!

This is real Financial Management!

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For the first time in many decades, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.

Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 10 cents."

"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have colour and sound now.."

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An elderly gentleman had a chronic and serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. That made me change my will three times!"

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +

There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.

The blonde that owned the Ford Mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stooped to rest for a second.
When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!".
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +

An outlaw was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day the outlaw came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.
"Your honor," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine."
"Why ?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for ?"
"Well, your honor," replied the outlaw, "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and drove away in the car I stole."

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weapons of mass destruction


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weapons of mass destruction
Mass distraction apparently.
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