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Old 4th December 2011, 09:19   #5821
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maybe this could go in the latrnative business scenario for the "flatbeds would go out of business..." thread.
Or maybe some can make a "Like a boss" meme out of this!!
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I am a malayalee. I dont think I would need to translate what the reporter is saying!

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Old 4th December 2011, 10:38   #5823
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I am a malayalee. I dont think I would need to translate what the reporter is saying!

BRILLIANT!!!
Presumably there's a couple more leaks down the road, throwing out wax, hot air, and rubbing cloths!!
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Old 4th December 2011, 13:23   #5824
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English teachers rule!!..

1. Open the windows, let the Air Force come in.

2. Shhh... silence, the principal has just passed away.

3. There is no wind in the football.

4. I talk,he talk, Why you middle talk?

5. You rotate the ground four times.

6. You go 'n understand the tree.

7. I'll give you clap.

8. Bring your parents with Your Mom 'n Dad

9. Why Haircut not cut?

10. Go and stand in the corner of that circle.
I have heard a couple of this personally (e.g.; #3, 4). You studied in Thrissur?
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Old 4th December 2011, 14:35   #5825
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This is what you call a Chilly Chicken :P
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maybe this could go in the latrnative business scenario for the "flatbeds would go out of business..." thread.
Would have been perfect if it was a German Shepherd

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Old 4th December 2011, 22:43   #5827
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Not sure if this has already been posted here. Saw it in fb couple of days back.

All of us who have watched CID Files will remember ACP Pradyuman.
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Old 5th December 2011, 00:08   #5829
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Thats life

When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant

When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides exercise machine.

When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to lose the fat

Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself !

When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.

Man, O Man, never can tell the simple truth !

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!
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My bad for posting a tele shot, but this has got be seen to see how gullible viewers are perceived to be.
(Or maybe not?Maybe these guys know ho they are going after, and know they'll overlook the obviousness.....I dont know, probably making enough money to run 10 minute tele ads counts for some capability)

But seriously, i think the girl needed something MUCH more than a fairness product, if this is what she looked like.
Maybe some "un-invert" colors in MS paint at least!!
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My bad for posting a tele shot, but this has got be seen to see how gullible viewers are perceived to be.
(Or maybe not?Maybe these guys know ho they are going after, and know they'll overlook the obviousness.....I dont know, probably making enough money to run 10 minute tele ads counts for some capability)

But seriously, i think the girl needed something MUCH more than a fairness product, if this is what she looked like.
Maybe some "un-invert" colors in MS paint at least!!
me thinks some sort of bleach. Clorox maybe?
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^^Seems you guys have not seen the "Buri Nazar" deflecting beads tele ads.
It is hilarious. With red laser like "buri nazar" (evil eyes) coming out of the eyes of fat aunties and causing untold sufferings to mankind.
Let me check if someone has posted that on youtube.

Got some:
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Is it a Shampoo and soap? Cant be a face cream.
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My bad for posting a tele shot, but this has got be seen to see how gullible viewers are perceived to be.
(Or maybe not?Maybe these guys know ho they are going after, and know they'll overlook the obviousness.....I dont know, probably making enough money to run 10 minute tele ads counts for some capability)

But seriously, i think the girl needed something MUCH more than a fairness product, if this is what she looked like.
Maybe some "un-invert" colors in MS paint at least!!
I watched the full 'Fair Look' ad on Tata Sky home page ad and had a good laugh. They had just applied coal on their faces for the 'before' images or perhaps put their faces in front of corporation lorry exhaust pipe.
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Old 5th December 2011, 12:09   #5835
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Is it a Shampoo and soap? Cant be a face cream.
It is, apparently, a cream.
but it should be soap and water, eh?
Because she looks like she rolled in some mud there!!
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