The Official Joke thread

[carboy]

Originally Posted by SRK

A friend narrated a similar story of boys driving 2 Black BMWs on the highway at high speeds, one of them crashed, gets out out and ask the other "Aye bhai, tow-wale ko phone kar na"..

I don't get the joke?

[SRK]

Originally Posted by carboy

I don't get the joke?

Not exactly a joke.
A real scene that took place. (was in response to the above phrase by Scorcher, "Baap Ka paisa").

[Irish]

Only Two Things Change A Woman's Mood:

1. I Love You!
2. 50% Discount!

Cheers!
Irish

[selfdrive]

Originally Posted by Irish

Only Two Things Change A Woman's Mood:

I think you intended to say improve their mood! We can think of so many others that will change it for the worse

[Patriot_Vishwas]

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[IronH4WK]

Originally Posted by Patriot_Vishwas

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i just love the look on that dog's face

[Scarlet_Rider]

Kapil Sibal successfully renames the Internet as "International Gandhi Upload-Download Scheme".

The pre-screen app (Kipal Sibal approved) on the new iPhone will be called FILTER KAPI.

[car_crazy1400]

No Offences Meant to any one..: Why Dogs are better..



1. The late you are at home, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit you.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

13. Abandon your wife and your dog in a remote unknown, unreturnable place for an hour. Then pretend finding them and see who’s happy to see you and who divorces you.

14. And then If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

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I just hope my wife's not reading this..

[Irish]

Self Defense Technique




Cheers!
Irish

[bblost]

I had an argument with my wife this morning.
She agreed that she was wrong and said sorry.

Victory at last.

On an unrelated note, has any tried to sleep wearing protective motorcycle gear like a helmet, crash jacket, knee guards etc.

[IronH4WK]

Originally Posted by bblost

I had an argument with my wife this morning.
She agreed that she was wrong and said sorry.

Victory at last.

On an unrelated note, has any tried to sleep wearing protective motorcycle gear like a helmet, crash jacket, knee guards etc.

i once dozed off in front of the TV with my hockey gear on. does that count?

btw, whenever it is that i have a victory, i'll be sure to try and update

[ExtremeTorque]

Originally Posted by bblost

I had an argument with my wife this morning.
She agreed that she was wrong and said sorry.

Victory at last.

Aha!!! Must be an early morning dream, wish i could atleast dream of such dreams

[Swanand Inamdar]

Its my wedding anniversary today.
My wife asked me as to what gift would I like on this day?

I nonchalently answered - "2 mins of silence".

Didnt quite understand the part where, I am supposed to end up in the living room tonight.

P.S: All this is actually true.

[2500cc]

Originally Posted by Swanand Inamdar

Its my wedding anniversary today.
My wife asked me as to what gift would I like on this day?

I nonchalently answered - "2 mins of silence".

Didnt quite understand the part where, I am supposed to end up in the living room tonight.

P.S: All this is actually true.

Happy Anniversary Swanand.

It doesn't matter where it is as long as it is silent na .

[bluevolt]

Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???

Answer- Indian Constitution-Article 20(2)-says No man can be punished twice for same offence.