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Old 8th December 2011, 12:58   #5866
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Only Two Things Change A Woman's Mood:
I think you intended to say improve their mood! We can think of so many others that will change it for the worse
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Old 8th December 2011, 13:22   #5868
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i just love the look on that dog's face
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Talking Whose net is it anyway?

Kapil Sibal successfully renames the Internet as "International Gandhi Upload-Download Scheme".

The pre-screen app (Kipal Sibal approved) on the new iPhone will be called FILTER KAPI.
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Old 9th December 2011, 10:19   #5870
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No Offences Meant to any one..: Why Dogs are better..



1. The late you are at home, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit you.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

13. Abandon your wife and your dog in a remote unknown, unreturnable place for an hour. Then pretend finding them and see who’s happy to see you and who divorces you.

14. And then If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

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I just hope my wife's not reading this..

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I had an argument with my wife this morning.
She agreed that she was wrong and said sorry.

Victory at last.

On an unrelated note, has any tried to sleep wearing protective motorcycle gear like a helmet, crash jacket, knee guards etc.
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I had an argument with my wife this morning.
She agreed that she was wrong and said sorry.

Victory at last.

On an unrelated note, has any tried to sleep wearing protective motorcycle gear like a helmet, crash jacket, knee guards etc.
i once dozed off in front of the TV with my hockey gear on. does that count?

btw, whenever it is that i have a victory, i'll be sure to try and update

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Old 9th December 2011, 14:00   #5874
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I had an argument with my wife this morning.
She agreed that she was wrong and said sorry.

Victory at last.
Aha!!! Must be an early morning dream, wish i could atleast dream of such dreams
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Old 9th December 2011, 14:05   #5875
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Its my wedding anniversary today.
My wife asked me as to what gift would I like on this day?

I nonchalently answered - "2 mins of silence".

Didnt quite understand the part where, I am supposed to end up in the living room tonight.

P.S: All this is actually true.

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Its my wedding anniversary today.
My wife asked me as to what gift would I like on this day?

I nonchalently answered - "2 mins of silence".

Didnt quite understand the part where, I am supposed to end up in the living room tonight.

P.S: All this is actually true.
Happy Anniversary Swanand.

It doesn't matter where it is as long as it is silent na .
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Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???

Answer- Indian Constitution-Article 20(2)-says No man can be punished twice for same offence.

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Old 9th December 2011, 16:08   #5878
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Its my wedding anniversary today.
My wife asked me as to what gift would I like on this day?

I nonchalently answered - "2 mins of silence".
Happy anniversary buddy!
I am sure you would have got more silence than the 2 mins you asked for

Its nice of you to report your safety and well being (for now) by typing this post out
Also hope that you didnt go ahead and give reasons in detail, in whose honour/ remembrance the 2 mins silence etc.

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I had an argument with my wife this morning.
She agreed that she was wrong and said sorry.
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The same thing happened to me today (with a minor twist).

I had an argument with my wife this morning.
She agreed that she was wrong and I said sorry.

Peace at last!
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Old 9th December 2011, 16:30   #5880
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The same thing happened to me today (with a minor twist).

I had an argument with my wife this morning.
She agreed that she was wrong and I said sorry.
Mine has a further twist.
My wife agrees that I am wrong and then I say sorry.
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