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Old 14th December 2011, 17:57   #5941
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Saw a rickshaw this morning. Let the picture do the talking.


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Highlights are "Just married couple 10% discount" and "now showing". 'nuff said?
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Old 14th December 2011, 19:01   #5942
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The lethal mistake.
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Old 14th December 2011, 19:01   #5943
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Ain't this pure embarrassment?

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Old 14th December 2011, 22:22   #5944
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Ain't this pure embarrassment?

where did you get this? It has been removed now.
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Old 14th December 2011, 22:41   #5945
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where did you get this? It has been removed now.
I actually saw this on Facebook today morning. Just checked it on Wiki, looks like they edited it.

Here is a copy from the edit history: French Armed Forces - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Old 14th December 2011, 23:03   #5946
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where did you get this? It has been removed now.
I've seen something similar..

If you type out French War Victories in the Google search-bar, you get no matches and a suggestion appears saying: "Did you mean French War Failures?"
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Old 14th December 2011, 23:09   #5947
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Those who understand some Kannada should get this.
Seriously, I didn't get the joke. Anyone?
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Seriously, I didn't get the joke. Anyone?
Goobay/Goobey means 'Owl'. it may not sound like much, but we Kannadiga's would take offense to it, depending on circumstances
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Old 14th December 2011, 23:24   #5949
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Joke of the day:

At an interview:

Do you speak English?
Yes
Name?
Sum Ting Wong
Sex?
Three to five times a week.
No, no... I mean male or female?
Yes, male, female, sometimes dog.
Holy cow!
Yes, cow, sheep, animals...
But isnt that hostile?
Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Oh dear!
No, no! Deer runs too fast!
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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Joke of the day:

At an interview:
This is too much. I couldnt stop smiling for a long time. You made my day.
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Old 15th December 2011, 11:28   #5952
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Guess, who has got which controls?

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Girl : I came to your house to tie a rakhi. Why did you refuse?

Boy: Ajeeb zabardasti hain yaar! If I come to your house with a contraceptive,what then?Will you agree?

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Another exclusive news from India TV.
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Another exclusive news from India TV.
Awesome!!
even better than when they covered amitabh bacchan's cold!!

As to their question, it may be cos he is planning to start singing again!!
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