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Old 16th December 2011, 12:11   #5971
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The World as we know.

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Old 16th December 2011, 12:47   #5972
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A boy needs a lots of courage to -

Reject a Girl's friend request

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Strange Reality !!

Parents always teach their kids not to talk with strangers. But the Funny thing is -

They strictly support Arrange Marriage!!!!

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Which line is used very often when we are with friends..?

Oye koi bhi Gaali nahi dega, ghar se phone hai!! (Hey, nobody will abuse, there is a call from my home)


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A woman was kidnapped, the kidnapper cut her finger and sent to her husband to ask money.
Husband replied
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"I want more proof,
KHOPRI BHEJ KHOPRI.".......
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Old 16th December 2011, 12:57   #5974
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A True Story

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P.S: Edited to match the posting guidelines.

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Ha ha!! I read it the first time and enjoyed it, then when I came to read it again it had disappeared.

The editing is even funnier:P
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Your life story in my words

You got brains
It is another thing that it does not work

You are smart
It is another thing that no one agrees to it

You are honest
It is another thing that you dont look it

You have high esteem
It is another thing that no one acknowledges it

You are being insulted
Still you continue to read this poem

What a shame!

You forgot '' !!

@aditya, the essence would be lost in translation, hence didn't translate it.
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What does this mean?

Nine-Pipe-Pour-Pour-Pipe-Pour-Pipe-Pour-Pour-Pipe
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Lalu Prasad giving his phone number

9544545445

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DEFINE CHECK MATE !!

When you tell your wife that you saw a lady on the street who looked exactly like her

.. and your Wife asks, "Was she hot?"

You can't say NO, neither can you say YES.

CHECK-MATE!


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Well the answer is "she would have been hot if she were you"
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Well the answer is "she would have been hot if she were you"
ooh ooh! lemme write that down

you got experience in this department, don't ya
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This is what happens when Rajini calls.

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This is what happens when Rajini calls.
Already posted by another fan of Rajni . Please check the last 3 pages of this thread.

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This is what happens when Rajini calls.
Condored!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2608143 (The Official Joke thread)
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Already posted by another fan of Rajni . Please check the last 3 pages of this thread.

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anekho, can we condor a condorring?
If yes, then you have been condorred!!
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anekho, can we condor a condorring?
If yes, then you have been condorred!!


You could, but Irish and I seem to have posted at exactly the same time!
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anekho, can we condor a condorring?
If yes, then you have been condorred!!
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You could, but Irish and I seem to have posted at exactly the same time!

now that's the HEIGHT of "CONDOR-NESS".


By the way, will anybody tell me where this word ("CONDOR") came from?


Note: Mods will remove all the 'condorring' posts.

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now that's the HEIGHT of "CONDOR-NESS".


By the way, will anybody tell me where this word ("CONDOR") came from?


Note: Mods will remove all the 'condorring' posts.

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TBHP member 'condor' was in complete control of this thread back in the day. Whenever someone posted a joke that had already been posted, he'd inform them of this and post a link to the post that originally had the joke.

He did it with diligence and precision, leaving no joke unscathed. People were being 'condored'!

He doesn't seem to do it much these days, but his legacy lives on

EDIT: Lol. I've made it sound like some kind of urban legend!

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