The Official Joke thread - Page 4 - Team-BHP

Sahil · 2nd October 2004, 15:25

Its a piece of ****

RJK · 2nd October 2004, 15:27

Its just shoddy & definitely has identity crisis.

Domnic · 2nd October 2004, 15:51

[img]http://www.team-bhp.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/***.gif[/img]

dom

GTO · 2nd October 2004, 16:26

All humour topics have been merged into one. Please use this topic, instead of creating new ones, for forwards and humour.

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X-Machine · 3rd October 2004, 00:52

A few more......

X

lamborghini · 4th October 2004, 02:40

lllllloooooooooolllllllllll

satish_appasani · 5th October 2004, 21:17

Post edited and deleted. Already exists as the first post of this topic.

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serious_maniac · 13th October 2004, 14:07

A few good ones...you might have seen a few already, good read nonetheless..

and No Offence Meant to the fairer sex...

Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want,
then go to bed.
Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go the refrigerator.

Why do brides wear white?
Men like their dishwasher to match the fridge and range

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It is called Wedding Cake.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me. "

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
I's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

ensoii
~M

sridhar24 · 18th October 2004, 23:21

Hi guys I just got a mail from my friend which read

HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE :
A BRITISH SALARY
AN AMERICAN HOME
CHINESE FOOD
A GERMAN CAR &
AN INDIAN WIFE

HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE :
AN AMERICAN CAR
A BRITISH WIFE
A CHINESE HOME
GERMAN FOOD
AN INDIAN SALARY

I feel its very correct about cars at least. What do you feel???

SLK · 18th October 2004, 23:32

ya.. cars and salary both

Revvmaster · 19th October 2004, 02:42

Topics merged with Official Jokes thread.

Thread is locked

X-Machine · 19th October 2004, 05:52

This is one of the funniest car related image i've come across off late.Teddy-bear Rims!!!!!lol

X

Aditya · 22nd October 2004, 04:13

Guys, recently a notorious smuggler and poacher was shot dead. What do you think he will be in his next life? Footballer? President? Bodybuilder? Tycoon? Whatever he becomes, here is a glimpse of what he would look like.

F50 · 22nd October 2004, 14:59

This one is cool ... Pepsi vs Coca Cola

2nd October 2004, 15:10	#46 (permalink)
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2nd October 2004, 15:51	#49 (permalink)
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3rd October 2004, 00:52	#51 (permalink)
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4th October 2004, 02:40	#52 (permalink)
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5th October 2004, 21:17	#53 (permalink)
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13th October 2004, 14:07	#54 (permalink)
serious_maniac BHPian Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 71	A few good ones...you might have seen a few already, good read nonetheless.. and No Offence Meant to the fairer sex... Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go the refrigerator. Why do brides wear white? Men like their dishwasher to match the fridge and range Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me. " Why do women have smaller feet than men? I's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ensoii ~M __________________ *Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.*

18th October 2004, 23:21	#55 (permalink)
sridhar24 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 857 View My Garage	Hi guys I just got a mail from my friend which read HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE : A BRITISH SALARY AN AMERICAN HOME CHINESE FOOD A GERMAN CAR & AN INDIAN WIFE HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE : AN AMERICAN CAR A BRITISH WIFE A CHINESE HOME GERMAN FOOD AN INDIAN SALARY I feel its very correct about cars at least. What do you feel??? __________________ Bajaj Pulsar 200 DTSi Hyundai Verna SX ABS

18th October 2004, 23:32	#56 (permalink)
SLK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DL XX XX XXXX Posts: 1,013	ya.. cars and salary both __________________ Č╠╣€€Я$ $£Қ

19th October 2004, 02:42	#57 (permalink)
Revvmaster Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,123	Topics merged with Official Jokes thread. Thread is locked __________________ 06, 07, 08 09 Everything! 05 Wagon-R (pimped up!) 02 Zen (rice boy - sold!) 00 Matiz (first love - sold!)

19th October 2004, 05:52	#58 (permalink)
X-Machine Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mumbai/Tokyo Posts: 1,394	This is one of the funniest car related image i've come across off late.Teddy-bear Rims!!!!!lol X __________________ ------->> X <<-------

22nd October 2004, 04:13	#59 (permalink)
Aditya Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,373 View My Garage	Guys, recently a notorious smuggler and poacher was shot dead. What do you think he will be in his next life? Footballer? President? Bodybuilder? Tycoon? Whatever he becomes, here is a glimpse of what he would look like. __________________ 666

22nd October 2004, 14:59	#60 (permalink)
F50 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,400	This one is cool ... Pepsi vs Coca Cola __________________ F50 Do you have what it takes to step up for your car? Prove it here. This is your forum - Team-Bhp.com!

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