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Old 19th December 2011, 15:12   #6001
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One of the biggest hassles of becoming a millionaire
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One of the biggest hassles of becoming a millionaire
On our drive to Goa, in 2010, our Civic scraped every unscientifically designed speed-breaker. Well, what else could have been done? Four adults and luggage is a lot for our car!

So we had to do the same thing every time we approached one. Much to the amusement of several other road users.
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Old 19th December 2011, 16:52   #6004
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Old 19th December 2011, 18:53   #6005
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Convertible looks cool, sedan too hilarious

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sedan too hilarious
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That is because of Dezire effect!!
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Convertible looks cool, sedan too hilarious

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That is because of Dezire effect!!
Rightly said, Nano with a Dzire butt. A Indigo butt would be a proportionate fit.


Its Dzire, not Dezire. Sorry, couldn't help but nit pick.
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Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.

Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl (furiously): Yes! & once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty..
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Sign board in a hospital:
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Old 20th December 2011, 12:08   #6010
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This is how to occupy a seat in trains:

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When oil, gas and electricity is not there:

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This is how people feel every morning in North India (Dilli ki sardi):

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Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%

Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?
A. His last battle.

Q. Where was the Declaration of IndependanceSigned?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
...
Q. Ganga flows in which state?
A. Liquid.

Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.

Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations...

Did the student Answer Anything Wrong
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Old 20th December 2011, 14:55   #6013
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History always Tells a Story.

That's why you must Delete it before someone else uses the Computer!

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Father: Do you love me or your mum more?

Son: I love both of you equally much.

Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?

Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.

Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?

Son: America!

Father: So you're bent on following your mum?

Son: No, it's because I already went to Paris earlier!


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Question: What do u do after India wins the Football World Cup?
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Answer: Switch off the Play Station.
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An Angry Wife To
Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where the Hell Are You ?"

Husband:
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace and Totally
Fell In Love With It and I Didn't
Have Money That Time and I said
"Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop
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