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Old 26th December 2011, 19:33   #6061
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An old snake goes to see his doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes," he says, "I can't see well at all these days." The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. Two weeks later the snake returns and tells the doctor he's very depressed. "What's the problem?" the doctor asks, "Didn't the glasses help?" "The glasses are fine, Doc," he says, "but I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past four years!"

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A lady driver almost ran me over. But luckily I dived onto the road just in time
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Nah we have not seen everything, defenitely not...
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On a recent trip to Munnar, I saw these bottles in a general store.
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And one more. Call it successful marketing campaign.

Mods: Sorry, couldn't edit the previous post to add this.
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And one more. Call it successful marketing campaign.
@Naveen,
1. the prev post - the pic with the auto, must go to the weird & whacky mods thread.

2. Your last post with the board in Tamil -it needs translation so that people understand what it is about.
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Old 27th December 2011, 08:21   #6068
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This is a real incident that happened to me at during my interaction with a senior Toyota showroom official:

The facelifted Toyota Fortuner 4x2 is a four-wheel drive vehicle, for that's the primary purpose of the vehicle which Toyota would not wish to deviate from!
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Nah we have not seen everything, defenitely not...
Unknown, you should probably send this to goodnight!
youll get muchos buckaroos for a readymade campaign!
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Special Signature spices now available in Munnar.
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Nice catch. Why dont you send this to the company?

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On a recent trip to Munnar, I saw these bottles in a general store.
What a creative bunch of folks. I wonder who even makes these labels to such perfection.
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I wonder how this page of the joke thread exists.


(for IT folks.
also, people who just browse the internet)
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Nice catch. Why dont you send this to the company?
Not taken by me, found it on a friend's FB profile
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And one more. Call it successful marketing campaign.

Mods: Sorry, couldn't edit the previous post to add this.
Transalation: "Elephant calf available for rent here. Call xxxxxxx"
Note: Tata Ace was marketed as elephant calf here. For a moment i was thinking what the
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No matter what boys are driving 5500cc Ferrari, 3000cc BMW, 2400cc Honda Accord or 1800cc Toyota Camry.

But they are not able to overtake a 100 cc Rickshaw, full of GIRLS.


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