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Old 28th December 2011, 12:06   #6091
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The difference between a poultry farm and a Corporate is that, in the farm its the management who takes the "****"
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No offense meant to any engineers. Also I hope that I am NOT condored on this one.
No offence taken by this engineer, and you are also not condored for this one.

But you are getting it for the prev one.

Check this post:
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2498456 (The Official Joke thread)


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Old 28th December 2011, 15:31   #6094
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oh, so this:
नो पार्किंग

understood!
fuuny, yes, but not so much now, after all the "baal ki khaal",(post mortem (??) of the joke)
Yup . Any joke should be implicitly understood. A proper detailed explanation will take the fizz out

But, I should have probably explained it in the first post itself consideirng the larger audience. If I didn't know Kannada , even I would have never got the joke. My bad.
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i will be happy to get condored...

sharing a joke from my friend's wall on FB

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Rajnikanth got selected for Roadies.

Next day, during vote out:

Rajnikanth: I am sorry Raghu, aapka Roadies ka safar yehin khatam hota hai

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Old 28th December 2011, 17:23   #6096
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Teacher: Google is a girl or a boy?

Student: Google is a Girl. Because it won't let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting and you ask only one question but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds.


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Old 29th December 2011, 10:22   #6098
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I was watching a Top Gear episode that featured Sebastian Vettel yesterday. Man, that guy is funny! He took quite a few digs at Clarkson.

Here's the joke part. Vettel names his cars; and guess what the names are :

Kinky Kylie : 2011
Luscious Liz : 2010
Kate's Dirty Sister : 2009

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I was watching a Top Gear episode that featured Sebastian Vettel yesterday. Man, that guy is funny! He took quite a few digs at Clarkson.

Here's the joke part. Vettel names his cars; and guess what the names are :

Kinky Kylie : 2011
Luscious Liz : 2010
Kate's Dirty Sister : 2009

Yeah, he was surprisingly funny, you know...

but you want funny SIARPC?
Try out ross noble.
teary eyed in that interview!!
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Gang of Santa and Banta broke in to a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine.

Very happily they drink and left.


Next day headline:

~ Breaking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

PS: Not condored this time!

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Dont have any joke to contribute but Irish's comment made me laugh more than his joke. Reminds me of the saying - So ja munaa warna gabbar aa jaayega!
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Dont have any joke to contribute but Irish's comment made me laugh more than his joke. Reminds me of the saying - So ja munaa warna gabbar aa jaayega!
That's what it meant for.

Regular members (contributors) of this thread know, how it feels when somebody is 'Condored'.

May be few of us fear and even scream while sleeping "Oh no. Why I've been CONDORED again!!"

And his / her partner says "Oh Not again! You could have searched properly before posting in the official joke thread."


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Here's the joke part. Vettel names his cars; and guess what the names are :

Kinky Kylie : 2011
Luscious Liz : 2010
Kate's Dirty Sister : 2009

IIRC, Vettel had named the 2009 car "Kate", but he crashed the car and was given a new chassis which he named "Kate's Dirty Sister".
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Just loved this one !!!
blink blink!!

CONDORED!!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2592832 (The Official Joke thread)
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