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Old 2nd January 2012, 15:20   #6136
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saw this on my friend's Facebook album (for all the Apple fans)

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Old 2nd January 2012, 19:44   #6137
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You know you're in the wrong class when more than 3 students are female, and they're all hot. - An engineering student!
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Old 3rd January 2012, 10:12   #6138
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A Japani came to INDIA...!
He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 ....
Japani: Why so expensive??
Driver: METER made in INDIA ........''VERY FAST''
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In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth.

The rest was : Made in China!
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Old 3rd January 2012, 11:51   #6140
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Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

Pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo. ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi- "bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?


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A traffic policeman stopped a car and said to the driver: "This is Traffic Safety week. We are giving you a cash reward of Rs 5,000 because you are wearing seat belts. What will you do with this money?"

Car driver: "I will get my Driving License with this money"

His mom sitting on the rear seat said: "Please don't pay attention to his words because he speaks anything after drinking."

His father said: "I already knew that we won't be able to go too far in this stolen car."

All of a sudden, a voice came for the car boot: "Hey bro, have we crossed the border?"

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Now I got, why BHPians refer to 'SHOES' in place of 'TYRES'?

A new thread on TeamBHP can be: "Shoes for my bicycle"

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Why this certain fella was failed:

Q1. In which battle did King Harold II die?
*his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
*at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
*exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
*Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
*It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
*No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
*Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack
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That was hilarious. Such candidates should be straightaway offered seats in ur civil services. We need people who think "Smart" in our bureaucracy.
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Old 4th January 2012, 10:52   #6144
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again, from Facebook:

breaking news: Indira Nagar 100Ft Road to be renamed as Sachin Tendulkar 99Ft Road!

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Kumbh mele may bichde hue bhai behen!
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While going through the auto expo link on rediff today:

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Here is what I saw below the article :

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Now kebab can be made from chicken even before its born

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OMG the Reshmi kabob KILLED ME! and i read it slow and died again
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Found on Facebook . Very creative one must say.
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Stunts performed by experts; Please don't try this.
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