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Old 12th January 2012, 17:29   #6211
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What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake...

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Old 12th January 2012, 17:45   #6212
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so, here is the man responsible for the word "condored"
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Old 12th January 2012, 17:52   #6213
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so, here is the man responsible for the word "condored"
Yeah, you got it right!

Now a days, he posts the jokes rarely on this thread but he regularly checks this thread as to who all needs to be 'condored' !

Only he has got the skills (may be 'God Gifted') to search even the images in this thread and then condor them.


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No you cannot get away like that. That pic you posted is an offence to people working in the software field
that is kinda true, isn't it? from where we start and where we end up


PS: i'm in the same profession
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Old 12th January 2012, 19:06   #6215
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No you cannot get away like that. That pic you posted is an offence to people working in the software field
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that is kinda true, isn't it? from where we start and where we end up


PS: i'm in the same profession
This is a FACT! The higher we go, the more we GAIN.
By the way, I am also in the same profession.


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If you think your Dad, Mom, Teacher or Boss is STRICT or HARSH on you....


Wait for a WIFE... You would LOVE THEM ALL !!


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Some e-mail forwards.
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A thunderbird twinspark that can do 500kmph??

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More of it here ROYAL ENFIELD THUNDERBIRD TWINSPARK, Review, Price, Parts, Accessories, Mileage, India, EXCELENT - MouthShut.com
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you should read the comments he's got on the review he's posted. absolutely hilarious (fourth one down)!
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you should read the comments he's got on the review he's posted. absolutely hilarious (fourth one down)!
"break system is very strong"

".all men and women in whole world is like this bullet bike"

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sometimes it happens a terible job.when you are in a trouble kindly go for a bullet bike it is gave you most powerful service"

I.......cant.......breathe........
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Many people in our country feel that the warning on the road says:

Don't think and drive.
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so, here is the man responsible for the word "condored"
And Ajmat is the one responsible for coining the word "condored"
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you should read the comments he's got on the review he's posted. absolutely hilarious (fourth one down)!
You should read the last comment where a gentlemen asked for opinions and then posted his review of the Thunderbird on the website as below

"Hiiiiiiiii guys,
i first saw thunderbird in delhi near ajmeri gate railway station. Two white girls were riding it, i think they were atleast riding it beyond 70km/h. They look stunning. At that time i was only 19 but the impact of this mighty crousir was amazing"
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India - Australia Series

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Australia Batting & India Bowling ->

13 overs remaining, if we can't have umpire's finger going up, can we have Virat Kohli's at least?
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