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Old 14th January 2012, 09:58   #6241
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Top speed of 55KMPL??

On a serious note... how on earth these guys come up with such nonsensical reviews and comments? Is it just for fun or sheer ignorance? or may be they are drunk when they write such reviews? This is completely beyond my comprehension
I think by the first response in comments from CSD, you can figure out its just some guy having fun.
If you let it go that its on mouth shut, its actually a pretty good sketch, aint it?
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Old 14th January 2012, 11:52   #6242
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@Ranjit - the article was about a server at Wendy's. One who serves food.
The 7th line also says server (points handgun at server).

What's wrong with the clip ? Did you think he pointed a gun at a machine and demanded money ? That would have been funny.
Its like this. A thief holds a gun at you from a window and asks money. You just close the window and walk away. That's the joke in the clip.
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Old 14th January 2012, 12:47   #6244
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Its like this. A thief holds a gun at you from a window and asks money. You just close the window and walk away. That's the joke in the clip.
If that is the case why they want to go after the poor thief?
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Coming soon: Fastest street cleaners ever!!
That's what is called sweeping corners
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While chatting you can take an "um" as an uninterested nod, or you can take it as half a kiss
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Received this SMS from a friend during the last IPL season. Team-BHPians from Hyderabad would enjoy this joke better.

What if IPL would have been HPL (Hyderabad Premier League)? The teams would be :
  • Dilsukhnagar Daredevils (DD)
  • Royal Challengers Balanagar (RCB)
  • Kukatpally Knight Riders (KKR)
  • Kings XI Punjagutta (KXIP)
  • Mehdipatnam Indians (MI)
  • Charminar Super Kings (CSK)
  • Dhooplet Chargers (DC)
  • Rahmathnagar Royals (RR)
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All the airlines have cancelled their flights today....

Rajnikant is flying kite and airlines don't wanna take risk of any accidents in sky.
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Old 15th January 2012, 21:48   #6249
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A man loses everything because of drinking. He sees empty beer bottles and starts smashing them one by one.

He smashes the first empty bottle swearing : "You are the reason I don't have a wife."

Then he smashes the second empty bottle swearing : "You are the reason I don't have a job."

He then observes that the third bottle is full of beer and sealed. Looking at it he says : "You stand aside! I know you are not involved!"
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Dear Lays Potato Chips,

You forgot to list "Air" under the ingredients.
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[*]Dhooplet Chargers (DC)
That should be "Dhoolpet" I guess. From "Hyderabad Nawabs" fame.
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That should be "Dhoolpet" I guess. From "Hyderabad Nawabs" fame.
Yes, you are correct! It is indeed Dhoolpet. That was a typo. Thanks for pointing it out!

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With great power, comes great responsibility, but after marriage comes greater responsibility:

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Review of Mahindra XUV500 on MouthShut.com by a software engineer who also influenced Bill Gates of Microsoft and managed to buy 2 factories in Delhi....please read the comments posted below the review.
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Oh man!!! This one is one of the most entertaining pieces I remember reading in recent times. The comments are a complete riot!
The BEST part is that a good 19% found this review "very useful" !! What if this guy gets a membership in t-bhp! After every official review is out, I can imagine this guy running around and making this comment -- "this is a useless car. Instead buy a TATA Magic IRIS"

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