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Old 18th January 2012, 21:05   #6286
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The Indian cricket team is not winning any matches because Dhoni has promised Anna Hazare that they wouldn't win any until the Lok Pal bill is passed!
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Once a group of young travelers went for a 'Theerh Yaatra' (holy trip)

Their Guru said: Dont get distracted if you see any Beautiful girls. If so, just close your eyes and say, 'HARI OM'

After the 2nd day, one guy says 'HARI OM' and the rest of them shout:
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Where?.. Where??.. Where???
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Old 19th January 2012, 11:31   #6288
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In our country, Government decides the age of Army Chief.

In neighboring country, Army Chief decides the Age of Government !!


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Talking Boys will be boys!

Night was dark, moon was high.
Boy stopped bike, girl asked why?
He came close, she felt shy.

Boy said : We have ran out of petrol, please get down and push the bike!
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Old 19th January 2012, 13:29   #6290
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One Man Coming in a restaurant.

Man: “Price of One biryani?”

Waiter: “Rs. 5/- Sir”

Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?”

Waiter: “Rs. 7/- Sir”

Man: “Wow that’s really cheap, can I meet the Owner?”

Waiter: “No Sir, he’s busy with My Girlfriend”

Man: “What’s he doing with your Girlfriend?”

Waiter: “The same thing that I’m doing to his Business here“


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Girl: Who is your favourite actress?

Tintumon: Sunny

Girl: I asked actress!!!

Tintumon: Thats what I answered...Sunny

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Old 19th January 2012, 15:42   #6292
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Husband: Tumhare daddy ki majak karne ki aadat gayi nahi?
Wife: Kyun, kya hua?
Husband: Aaj fir se poocha - "Meri beti se shadi kar ke khush to ho na?"



English Translation:

Husband: Your daddy's habbit of joking has not gone.
Wife: Why, What happened?
Husband: He again asked me today - "Are you happy after marrying my daughter?"


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French IT company Atos to ban e-mail - Tech News - IBNLive

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Saw this on FB, couldnt help but
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What's common between Harry Potter and Shiney Ahuja?
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Both get excited when they see people with brooms

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Why does a watchman drink while on duty?
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Because security has to be tight

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I know, it's lame. But I couldn't resist. *winks*

I clicked this link and couldn't control my laughter for a good 10 minutes! LOL!


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Old 20th January 2012, 01:09   #6297
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This audience clearly has a sense of humor.
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PS:PS'd, most prbabaly....
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This audience clearly has a sense of humor.
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PS:PS'd, most prbabaly....
Yes its PSed The C option was 'Facebook' and the girl didnt know that.
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Old 20th January 2012, 11:18   #6300
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Teacher: NAARI Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?
Girl : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti..
Teacher:To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Boy: Sahan Shakti !

English Translation:

Teacher: What's the meaning of WOMEN?
Girl : It means POWER.
Teacher: Then what the meaning of MEN?
Boy: ENDURANCE Power!

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DEFINE a WOMAN?
Someone who can talk for hours while standing at the door; but she won't sit because she is getting late.


Disclaimer: No offenses meant to anybody.

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