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Old 24th January 2012, 15:43   #6346
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^^

Is there ANY engg. student (male) who started studying more after a girl said yes??

Once a girl says yes, the girl continues to study just as much; and the guy ends up whiling his time away as before when she's studying and indulging her when she's not studying.

In the 4 years I was in an engg. college, no guy's grades really improved after he started going out! The respective girls fared just as well though.
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Old 24th January 2012, 16:06   #6348
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Is there ANY engg. student (male) who started studying more after a girl said yes??
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The respective girls fared just as well though.
I totally agree with you.I have seen till 2nd semester all boys and girls do well and after that things slowly changes for the worst to boys and as usual for girls...
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All the desirable ......
there is one more part to this joke that you did not state
... "or already married, to a richer guy!"
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there is one more part to this joke that you did not state
... "or already married, to a richer guy!"
Oh, no no.

I had that in mind; wanted to introduce it as the "final punch" after the first 3 strikes

--- On that note, here's another one :

There's only one perfect wife in the world; and every neighbour has one.

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I totally agree with you.I have seen till 2nd semester all boys and girls do well and after that things slowly changes for the worst to boys and as usual for girls...
I can feel the pain you are feeling, dude!

It's ok; we all accept you.

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At a party, the host announces "Husbands, please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living".

The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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At a party, the host announces "Husbands, please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living".

The bartender was almost crushed to death.
Partially CONDORED !!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2590078 (The Official Joke thread)


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At the risk of sounding n00b, can someone please tell me what does Condorred mean?
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At the risk of sounding n00b, can someone please tell me what does Condorred mean?
You are late to the party Sir.

Please scroll back 2 pages and it has been discussed in detail.

Your question is condor'ed too
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At the risk of sounding n00b, can someone please tell me what does Condorred mean?

CONDORED!

Same question was asked on 16th Dec 2011:

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2612871 (The Official Joke thread)


Anyways, here is the reply to your query:
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2612878 (The Official Joke thread)


Hope you are now clear on CONDOR.


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I remember someone posting an F1 bus.. Now, that's not all what KSRTC is.. There's more to it!

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One more victim to the term "CONDORED". MileCruncher - dont worry you are not the first one!

See below the google search screen shot, looks like many poor souls on the forum took help of google to find it
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condor must be "rolling in the deep" right now.

I forsee a suggestion in the Suggestions thread asking MODS for an option to change the handle!

And then they say, what's in a name?!
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A BOY ON HIS FIRST DATE!!

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.

He asks the girl : "Do you like spinach?"

She says : "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?"

Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"


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Wife to husband over the phone: "I have told you that I would be there in 5 minutes. STOP calling me every half an hour!"



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