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Old 27th January 2012, 13:06   #6376
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Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the [b]PASTE option.

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Old 27th January 2012, 15:50   #6377
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Can you be more 'Pacific'?

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Old 27th January 2012, 17:11   #6378
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The Ghajini effect!
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The Ghajini effect!
four years too late, no? I mean even Sanjay Singhania remembers that now, by all probabilities
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four years too late, no? I mean even Sanjay Singhania remembers that now, by all probabilities
May be that guy has just started to fulfill his parents' wish
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Old 27th January 2012, 21:47   #6381
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Since birth, I was told - "You have to excel in life".

My job has ensured that I spend 80% of my life on MS Excel.


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Camera man studio main chote bacche se: "Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se kabutar niklega."
Baccha: "Mamu, Focus adjust kar, gawaron wali batein na kar.
Jaldi kich FB par lagani hai pic."


TRANSLATION:

Camera man in studio to a small kid: "Look towards me boy, see a pigeon will come out of the camera."
Small boy: " Dude! Focus your camera, don't talk like an illiterate and make it fast, need to upload the pic on FB "
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Who all come to blood bank
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And how true is this!

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Ask heroes in Malayalam film industry to learn how to do a proper stoppie using clutch!.

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I heard that diesel engines are in a lot of demand. Do they mean this one?

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PS: I would like it if everyone kept jokes in this thread limited to automobile-related. Just a thought, not a demand! Thanks
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A suspicious wife does better research than FBI
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Our Police Sirs have all their muscles together on one place!
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^^
Oooh, stereotype night
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Had to share this with you'll

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EDIT: This is what happens when you put your number up on the internet for everyone to see

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