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Old 29th January 2012, 14:41   #6391
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Difference between men and women !
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Here's another one!

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Not sure if this was posted earlier or not. Anyways, enjoy the wife-cycle!
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Honda car with diesel engine and 150bhp.

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Old 29th January 2012, 20:33   #6395
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Posting this 'reality' , after searching in this thread:

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Old 30th January 2012, 08:14   #6397
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Believe it or not , Maths is a religion

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How true!

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EDIT: The word below the watermark is 'innings'.
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Old 30th January 2012, 12:47   #6399
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Pappu ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: "VAR MANGO VATS"

Pappu: "Prabhu! jaisa aap soch rahe hain, main vaisa nahi hu, MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE"


English Translation

God asks pappu after feeling good at his meditation: "Ask for a promise / wish (in hindi, it's var; Var in english is Groom)"

Pappu: "Oh God! I am not like that, I need a BRIDE!!"


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Heard this somewhere & everytime i tend to quote this !!!

Q: Which one is Stronger & Wiser - "A Circle" or "A Square"

[Hint - Think like Rajnikanth's version - Unbelievable, but still got his own logic]



Ans: Square. Because it got '4 Edge(s)' (in Thamizh, 4 is prounounced as 'Naalu'). If you say it together 'Knowl-edge' !!!
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Father to a friend - I have four sons

1st MBA
2nd MCA
3rd B.Tech
4th is thief

Friend - Why don't you expel fourth son out of the house?

Father - He is the only earning member all other are job less.
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This Competition's getting out of control!! BRILLIANT!! Name:  395613_371757132841073_171521382864650_1733196_1480741077_n.jpg
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Dedicated to all of us in here

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The New Brand Ambassadors Of Tide (whitewash)

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Hard Rock Cafe !!!
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