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Old 1st February 2012, 11:09   #6421
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Help a girl in trouble and she will remember you..
Only when she is in trouble again.



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Old 1st February 2012, 11:30   #6422
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Someone asked:

"Are u single?"

And my reply:
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"No, I am in a relationship with freedom"
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Old 1st February 2012, 12:10   #6423
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If animals have Facebook accounts , these are most likely to be their Status Updates:

Cockroach: "Managed to skip from someone’s foot step. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"

Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don’t even remember"

Mosquito: "I am HIV Positive. This is all due to wrong sucking."

Pig: "Oh Gosh! They throw the gossips that I am spreading FLU!! "

Goat: "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon."

Dog: "If I am not on the streets tomorrow then I am being served at road side stall under the Mutton tag."

Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC. Love you all ♥"


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Shirish Kunder said something about Ra.One. In response SRK MaRa.One!

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SRK: How was the slap?
kunder:raw.one

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SRK slapped sirish kunder because he was using ladkiyon wali fairness cream.

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Sharukh's new film : Kha.One
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Old 1st February 2012, 13:05   #6425
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Am I the only one who didn't get it? :(
All those who do not visit this thread very frequently, will NOT be able to get this joke.


Actually, Condor posted something and later he realized that it was not worth posting so he just edited the post and changed the text to "Mods, pls delete this post ... thank you".


Lesson Learned:

1. Do not post until you are sure about the material to be posted.
2. Do not try to find humor on every post on this thread.



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I think there are some jokes worth mentioning wrt Shahrukh-Shirish slapgate incident . Here goes

1. Sharukh khan to Shirish Kunder- ek thapad kafi hai ya nahi? Shirish kunder- nahi,30 (tees) maar khan
2.Silly is confused whose BASH was it Sanjay Dutt or Shirish Kunder 's (who got bashed) ?
3.Shahrukh khan slapped Shirish Kunder on behalf of the Family planning commission.
4.The Slap worked! Sharad Pawar to CNN IBN/IBN Lokmat: no more elections for me, am hanging up my boots
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How time has changed!

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Those who have seen SRK's Dish TV ad will understand this joke.

Sanjay dutt to SRK - Why you slapped Shirish Kunder?

SRK - MUJH PE DISH SAVAR HAI

Author - Self

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Attaching ad for reference



Watch from 30 second timeline

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Engineers Chess Board With Nut Bolts... :

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Height Of Confidence... :-/


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Height Of Confidence... :-/
oh!! respect for the Indian Team then!!
Being true Indian's they chose to save the honour of the fellow Indian
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Height of internet

Teacher: What is the meaning of Green dot on the packet of Parle-G ?
Boy: mam, it means Parle-G is now online.


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Few SANTA-BANTA jokes

After returning back from a foreign trip
Santa asks his wife : "Do i look like a foreigner?"
Wife: NO! why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me if i was a foreigner



Santa: I think that girl is deaf
Banta: How do you know?
Santa: I said I love you and she said her chappals are new.



Santa: I got a brand new BMW for my wife.
Banta: WOW! that's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!



Santa in airplane going to bombay
while it is landing he starts shouting BOMBAY! BOMBAY
airhostess: Please B silent.
Santa: OK..OK OMBAY OMBAY

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I failed my driver’s test today. The instructor asked me “What do you do at a red light?”

I guess "Respond to texts, check Facebook, and post jokes" wasn't the answer he was looking for.

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go here, and check out the first answer, and how many "helpful"s it ha got.
respect to the guy for upholding the bro-code....
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