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Old 5th February 2012, 22:59   #6466
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Valentine's Day Is World Safest Day...
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Even Terrorists Are Busy
With Their Girlfriends...!! :

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Sexy Secretary came Angrily out of Boss' cabin.
Colleague:What happened?
Secy:He asked-Are you free tonight? I said yes and the ******* gave me 50 Pages to Type!

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Dear Genelia D'souza,

I'm Sorry But I Have Deleted All your Wallpapers & Videos...

Wish U A Very Happy Married Life...

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Combining manual transmission joke in America with Indian version-

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Excellent war going on between The Hindu and The Times of India. See it here
Scaling New Heights: Times of India vs The Hindu - Ad War Continues....
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Whats Common Between Harry Potter & Shiney Ahuja??
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Both get excited when they see people with Brooms...

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A small truth to make our Life 100% successful

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
96%

L+O+V+E=
12+15+22+5=
54%

L+U+C+K =
12+21+3+11 =
47%

None of them makes 100%
Then what makes 100% ???

Is it Money?
NO !!!

Leadership?
NO !!!

Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our
"ATTITUDE".

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

:O :O :O
Amazing mathematics!

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"In 1992"
Boy: I am in love with you!
Girl - I am in a Relationship!
Boy: Okay (Commits Suicide) O_o
"In 2002"
Boy: I am in love with you!
Girl - I am in a Relationship!
Boy: Okay I Will Find Another One..! :P
"In 2012"
Boy: I am in love with you!
Girl - I am in a Relationship!
Boy: Okay I Will Wait For Your "Break Up"!

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"In 2012"
Boy: I am in love with you!
Girl - I am in a Relationship!
Boy: Okay I Will Wait For Your "Break Up"!
or

Boy: I am in love with you! I can't live without you..
Girl : I have a boy friend
Boy: How about your friend, is she available?

NB: It was real conversation happened sometime in 1999
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My Boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke.

So I attached my Payslip on the first slide.


Hope this works!


Cheers!
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I attached my Payslip on the first slide....

Cheers!
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Why? Do they pay more money than you deserve?
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My Boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke.

So I attached my Payslip on the first slide.
Good one! That reminds me:
A few years back, I have once mentioned during one of my presentations that "I take home a 6 digit salary!". After a pause and some looks of envy, I added "unfortunately, there is a decimal point involved "
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or

Boy: I am in love with you! I can't live without you..
Girl : I have a boy friend
Boy: How about your friend, is she available?

NB: It was real conversation happened sometime in 1999
Does that mean we need to CONDOR Bluevolt for posting this under year 2012?


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Why? Do they pay more money than you deserve?
If this was the case then it would have been a SHOCK for the audience and not a Joke. And I was supposed to start with a Joke.


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Jensen button.
Just cant resist a party!
wait up, guys....ooh, wall!

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Got this from FB...Very true !!!
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A small truth to make our Life 100% successful

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
96%

x- snip -x

Amazing mathematics!
you forgot one:

B + U + L + L + S + H + I + T
2 + 21 + 12 + 12 + 19 + 8 + 9 + 20 = 103%


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