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Old 9th February 2012, 20:19   #6526
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Big B's yesterday's (08/02/2012) Tweet on Twitter translating Hollywood titles in Bhojpuri:
If film titles were to be translated into Bhojpuri, what would they be .. Titanic - नौका देले धोका Ghost Rider - भूत चढ़ गएल
more .. 3 Idiots - तीन ठो बुड़बक Ghajini - टकला के बदला Silence of the Lambs - बकरिया बोलत नाही
and more .. Black Hawk Down - काला बटेर मर गईल Kung fu Panda - कुंग फू पाण्डेय
best Mission Impossible - भैया जी ई न हो पाई MI 2 - हम फिर कहत रही...ई न हो पाई MI 3 - अबे कितनी बरी कहिबे...ई नाहीं हो सकत .
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Old 9th February 2012, 20:25   #6527
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Men Vs Women.

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Old 9th February 2012, 21:21   #6528
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I am sure this is true for a lot of us
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I hope I am not condored here!
(unfortunately) HD is a popular theme among politicians these days
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Microsoft purchased Skype for $8.5 billion.....
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.... Idiots..... could have downloaded it for free
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awesome song on Delhi metro!
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This is absolutely brilliant IMHO

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Old 10th February 2012, 13:03   #6533
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Guys,

First time ever in the history of Official Joke thread, THREE JOKES are CONDORED in just ONE GO!!

I would like to dedicate this post to my Guru, my role model - CONDOR!

Here you go:

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To laugh or not to laugh!! Found this one on Facebook!! Enjoy!!

CONDORED!!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2594463 (The Official Joke thread)

Scarlet_Rider: You have been condored for the second consecutive day for the successive posts. Hope you don't feel bad.

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Man sitting at the Airport lounge for his flight.

"A big thanks you to all the passengers of Flight no AXY1 for participating in the physical fitness program organized by the airlines"
CONDORED!!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post121168 (The Official Joke thread)


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Big B's yesterday's (08/02/2012) Tweet on Twitter translating Hollywood titles in Bhojpuri:
If film titles were to be translated into Bhojpuri, what would they be .. Titanic - नौका देले धोका Ghost Rider - भूत चढ़ गएल
more .. 3 Idiots - तीन ठो बुड़बक Ghajini - टकला के बदला Silence of the Lambs - बकरिया बोलत नाही
and more .. Black Hawk Down - काला बटेर मर गईल Kung fu Panda - कुंग फू पाण्डेय
best Mission Impossible - भैया जी ई न हो पाई MI 2 - हम फिर कहत रही...ई न हो पाई MI 3 - अबे कितनी बरी कहिबे...ई नाहीं हो सकत .
CONDORED!!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2535055 (The Official Joke thread)


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awesome song on Delhi metro!
This could have been the FOURTH one but not able to find this video now. May be my Guru (Condor) can help us out!


Cheers!
Irish

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Old 10th February 2012, 14:49   #6534
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I said "cow" to a woman on a bike today.
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I warned her about.
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Guys,

First time ever in the history of Official Joke thread, THREE JOKES are CONDORED in just ONE GO!!

I would like to dedicate this post to my Guru, my role model - CONDOR!
Thanks Irish for keeping up with the good work.
I read all those and thought, all are repeated/condorable, but felt so lazy to do the effort.
All the best dude for your condoring future!!
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To be condored is one thing, to be irished is completely another!

PS: irished: v., adj., the event of 3 or more events being condored.
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I am sure this is true for a lot of us
Condored! Posted long time back..
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2556159 (The Official Joke thread)
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For Married Couples... :-/

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Wife: I hate that beggar.

Husband: Why?

Wife: Bloody Idiot I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"?

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Big B's yesterday's (08/02/2012) Tweet on Twitter translating Hollywood titles in Bhojpuri:
If film titles were to be translated into Bhojpuri, what would they be .. Titanic - नौका देले धोका Ghost Rider - भूत चढ़ गएल
more .. 3 Idiots - तीन ठो बुड़बक Ghajini - टकला के बदला Silence of the Lambs - बकरिया बोलत नाही
and more .. Black Hawk Down - काला बटेर मर गईल Kung fu Panda - कुंग फू पाण्डेय
best Mission Impossible - भैया जी ई न हो पाई MI 2 - हम फिर कहत रही...ई न हो पाई MI 3 - अबे कितनी बरी कहिबे...ई नाहीं हो सकत .
Quiet old ones...this time it is Big B who is mimicing Raju Srivastava
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