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Old 11th February 2012, 23:18   #6556
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Who Invented LOVE??
1.Americans?
2.Russians?
3.Chinese?
4.Indians?
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Ans:CHINA
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Because....
No Guaranty!!
No Warranty!!..
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Old 11th February 2012, 23:21   #6557
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^ I saw this bumper sticker on a bike.

Love is like a China Mobile.
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Wife : Honey .. What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing? you've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour ?

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
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Old 12th February 2012, 11:35   #6559
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Dear Marlboro...

Will you be my Valentine? ♥
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saw this in facebook
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Who started it all?? (Found this on Facebook.)
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Who started it all?? (Found this on Facebook.)
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http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2552959 (The Official Joke thread)
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You've been CONDORED
Too bad that we don't have the option to search images on threads! It was easy for you to locate your own post!
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Men Vs Women.
Wifi allows everyone to connect. Do you mean.....,?
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Old 12th February 2012, 18:39   #6565
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Great power comes with great responsibility !!!

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Old 12th February 2012, 19:07   #6566
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Problem of Adam and Eve !!
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Problem of Adam and Eve !!
hmmm I like the dual purpose hair and dining table of eve!
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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

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Married men live longer than single me. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
wrong, it just seems longer
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Q. How can you tell when a narcissist is lying?

A. His lips are moving.

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