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Old 13th February 2012, 13:18   #6571
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Q. How can you tell when a narcissist is lying?

A. His lips are moving.
How would one judge a certain Mr. E. Hashmi
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Old 13th February 2012, 15:21   #6572
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Facebook:
"hahaha i wont let you study "

Student:
"Please don't do this to me..i beg you..

Facebook:
"ok then log out and study..!"

Student:
"yaar tu toh bura maan gya... achha chal you win... show me whats new? "

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You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You

You're so lazy, you didn't read all the "You" above
and also didn't notice one of them is actually
"Yoo"
Now you're trying to find the "Yoo" and you disappointed
because you couldn't find it...

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Old 13th February 2012, 18:18   #6573
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iSuicide Application... :/

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No Star News, that's not how you say it.

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Old 13th February 2012, 20:13   #6574
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don't try this at home!

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Old 13th February 2012, 20:15   #6575
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Dhoni summarized education system of India in last match - students matching up with the syllabus at the last moment.

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Microsoft's online store in India has been hacked. They stored passwords in plain-text format. Now they have decided to store passwords in a .docx file with font size 0.5 so that hackers can't read them next time.

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Stop worrying, there is a cricket match tomorrow i.e. on Valentine's Day.

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Actor- Director Shri Shekhar Kapur tweeted about the new Xylo:
"new Xylo has voice command features! Umm dont have a fight w/ur girlfriend, u never know wht the car might do"
This was Retweeted by Shri Anand Mahindra.
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Old 14th February 2012, 11:49   #6577
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Saw this recently in Surajkund Crafts Mela in NCR
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Old 14th February 2012, 12:55   #6578
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My wife gives me sound advice

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you're condored!

i had posted that long back on this thread
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Found this on Facebook. No comments on this one! Must be inside Spiderman's house!
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Old 14th February 2012, 15:25   #6580
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Aall is well!
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No to racism!

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Happy Valentine's day

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Old 14th February 2012, 15:36   #6581
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Joke or fact, you decide.

The beauty of Indian traffic is that,

One has to look on both the sides while crossing a One way road!!!
This is a fact, infact while crossing I am more worried about the traffic coming from the wrong direction
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Aall is well!


Height of insult

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More Bashing!!!

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I tried similar trick with Seoul to Tokyo but Google Maps returned the following error:
Your search for transit directions from Seoul, South Korea to Tokyo, Japan appears to be outside our current coverage area. Please consult our list of participating public transit agencies.

So probably that swim across Pacific ocean from China to Taiwan is manifestations of Google humour. Maybe there is a passenger ferry route at the point of ocean crossing. Case in point, even if I search direction from Guangzhou, China to Tainan, Taiwan it still crosses the ocean at same point, even though it a very long roundabout route.
From Chennai to Jaffana, Sri Lanka you have to circum navigate Srilanka

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Happy Valentine's all!
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Couples are Dating and Singles are Updating.
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