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Old 15th February 2012, 19:09   #6601
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What you're doing, think again
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Google is right! That is because you need to take a Ferry from Nagapattinam to Colombo, which has to circumnavigate the island as palk strait is not navigable now.
Thanks.. seems I need to brush up my geography
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If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?

In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?

If money doesnt grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?

Why doesnt GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?

Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?

If its true that we are here to HELP others,what are others HERE for?

If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?

We all are Living in a seriously funny world..!!
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Old 15th February 2012, 21:46   #6606
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Jugaad

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Hate Sachin Tendulkar?

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Old 15th February 2012, 23:36   #6607
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I still cannot believe this was done but given that its in the press I presume that this has happened

PIA flight full, so two get seats in loo instead - The Times of India

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Old 16th February 2012, 14:15   #6608
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psychological trick

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My latest FB status-
I guess atleast 20 people in every 100 people of my friends list, have a photography page!!

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What you're doing, think again

Just a edit in the last thumbnail of the picture!

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True Love is forever
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Feb 15 - World iPill Day

Why is this the next day after Valentines Day?
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If you Watch An Apple Store Getting Robbed, you Are An iWitness...

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Facts about life....LET US HAVE SOME LIGHTER MOMENTS…

1 . If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2 . Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian . Think about it .

3 . Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the Admiration!

4 . Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude . Keep on rocking!

5 . He was a good man .. He never smoked, drank had no affair . When he died,the insurance company refused the claim .
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

6 . A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles . He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

7 . So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure!

8 . Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest has girlfriends!

9 . All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or Married to someone else!


and the Best.....!!!

10 . Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!=))
HAVE A WACKY DAY!

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Old 17th February 2012, 14:42   #6614
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What kind of concert cost 45 cents?

50 cent feat. Nickelback

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1Gb 20 Years Ago And 1Gb Now...

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Olay!

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