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Old 19th February 2012, 11:03   #6631
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P.S: Don't take it seriously, please take it as a joke.

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Foreign - Indian Version

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God : What do you want ?
Boy : A very beautiful girl
God : If you are a Muslim i will give you Katrina,
If you are a Hindu i will give you Kareena,
If you are a Christian i will give you Genelia,
Whats your name ?
Boy : Abdul Vijay Fernandes.
God : Rakhi Sawant de saale ko. Bahut oversmart ban raha hai
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A defenite Indian tradition !!!
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A pic that made me grin.
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Teaser pic of Dhoom 3.

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Be careful of "Angry Birds" !!
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Be Careful next time.....
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Was in Hyderabad and watched many of the leaflets and hoardings of the various software training institute.
Earlier we used to have "100% placement guarantee".
Now it has come to this:
"100% true placement assistance".

Also one particular medical university is now flaunting its "soon to be deemed" university status.

" Deemed-to-be University ".
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Old 20th February 2012, 17:39   #6640
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Saw this pic in FB.

Jugaad.

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Here's something for those who understand hindi.

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Home-Hostel

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Assignments

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Present Scenario

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99% Of Movies Have Logic, Rest 1% Are Made In Bollywood...!

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The Secret!

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Lion is one lazy animal which sleeps 18hrs a day.!!

But still Lion stands as King.!!

If hardwork is the key to success, then Donkey would have been the king of animals.

Dedicated to all my lazy sleeping friends.. Sleep well.
Be the king of animals..

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This is surely one of the best 'what I really do' images

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Hope this isn't a repost!
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Old 21st February 2012, 09:09   #6644
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Found this one in FB
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Old 21st February 2012, 12:48   #6645
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Came across this story about an unfortunate 911 driver in San Francisco.

The road was cemented, but coned off - he chose to ignore the cones, drove around them to beat the traffic and landed right in the middle of the fresh, wet cement.

Proof that more money does not equal more brains

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Anyone interested can check out the source link here
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