The Official Joke thread

[condor]

There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look familiar. Are you from around here?"

The man answers, "Yeah, I live down the street."

"No kidding?" says the first man, "Well, so do I. And hey, you look about my age. Where did you go to high school?"

"Oh I went to Francis Lewis over on Utopia. Graduated in '66. How 'bout you?"

"Get out. I went to Francis Lewis. And I graduated in '66, too."

"Where'd you go to college?"

"Beloit, in Wisconsin."

"No way! I went to Beloit too. What dorm?"

"Kevin Sullivan dorm."

"Sullivan? You're not going to believe this . . ."

Joe the bartender walks over, and the first guy says, "Joe, you won't believe it in a million years. This guy went to the same high school as me, graduated the same year I did, and went to the same college. We were even in the same dorm. Isn't that amazing?"

Joe looks at them both and says, "Yeah, that's just plain amazing."


A third man comes in and says, "Hey Joe. What's new?"

Joe says, "Not much. The Johnson twins are drunk again."


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[travelwriter]

Originally Posted by s@tan2s@int

Somewhere in Noida.. a cute traffic cop manning the traffic !

So this is what it means when someone says, "traffic situation is going to the dogs!""

[RajaTaurus]

^^ Goes perfect with the sign written on the post - "Your safety is our concern!"

[deepakchiniwal]

Do not condor me!, if this has been posted earlier

[bluevolt]

Mr. Bean's daughter

[Anand123]

A Journalist to a Doctor of a Mental Hospital: "How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?"

Doctor: "Well, we first fill a Bathtub with water till the top. Then give a Teaspoon, a Glass & a Bucket to the patient & ask him / her to empty the Bathtub."

Journalist: "Obviously a Normal Person would use a BUCKET because it's Bigger!"

Doctor: "No you Stupid, a Normal Person would Pull the DRAIN PLUG!

Admit this Idiot in Ward No. 39.

[anjan_c2007]

A Beety Ricksha

Found this one on facebook!

[neoranjit]

if you are looking out for some low cholesterol food recipes, you should try this out

Ice Cubes Recipe - Low-cholesterol.Food.com - 420398

[Irish]

Originally Posted by deepakchiniwal

Do not condor me!, if this has been posted earlier

CONDORED!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2631760 (The Official Joke thread)

Cheers!
Irish

[karty_83]

Is there any guy who has not done this

[karanraheja]

This is what has literally happened to the airline

[Scarlet_Rider]

Q : Who was Che Guevara's son?

A : Saat Guevara.

[speedmiester]

I did not know where to put this in, but this thread seems quite apt.

Man shells out 45K for scooter, 12 lakh for VIP number plate
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And people say India is a poor country

[JMaruru]

Nirmal Jain of IIFL on CNBC-TV18
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Q. How do you make a million in aviation sector?
A. Start with a billion.

[Warwithwheels]

Originally Posted by speedmiester

I did not know where to put this in, but this thread seems quite apt.

Man shells out 45K for scooter, 12 lakh for VIP number plate
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And people say India is a poor country

That's plain ridiculous! I seriously don't understand the huge disparity in VIP number pricing policy and allotment process across different states. The same number can be had at a fraction of the cost in many states.

PS: Take a look at this http://www.mahatranscom.in/viplist.aspx It costs only 5,000 Bucks for the same number in Maharashtra.