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Old 4th March 2012, 16:43   #6781
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Ramesh and Suresh

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New delivery method of domino's

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Nadaan parinde ghar aaja!

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Seriously

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Slumdog millionaire!

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Old 5th March 2012, 00:17   #6782
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Today's Professional Management FUNDAS


1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
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Old 5th March 2012, 11:46   #6783
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Santa: What is the name of your car?
Banta: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'
Santa: Oh! What a strange car, starts with Tea?? All cars that I Know start only with petrol/Diesel
Banta:
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Old 5th March 2012, 16:26   #6784
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Nice one from friend's fb profile

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Old 5th March 2012, 17:26   #6785
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A couple of good ones from Facebook.
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Old 5th March 2012, 21:09   #6786
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What do you call a dead Vijay Mallya.....Bejaan Daaruwaala !
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Old 5th March 2012, 22:37   #6787
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The art of writing exams
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Old 6th March 2012, 01:59   #6788
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Off Twitter!

"I saw a bird sitting in my balcony.
I went near it, close to it, very close to it.
But still it wouldn't fly.
Then I realized.
It was a Kingfisher!"
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From an email forward. All sources are on the images:

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Old 6th March 2012, 16:35   #6790
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Somebody wanted to condor GTO. Here's your chance. The last picture of seatbelts has been posted on this thread. I dont know how to search images,else would have posted the link.
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http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2545126 (The Official Joke thread)

Here you......
GTO is hereby condorred!!
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Old 6th March 2012, 20:11   #6792
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Somebody wanted to condor GTO. Here's your chance. The last picture of seatbelts has been posted on this thread. I dont know how to search images,else would have posted the link.
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Is there any way by which GTO can be given an infraction...
@GTO: Just kidding Sir
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Is there any way by which GTO can be given an infraction...
@GTO: Just kidding Sir
Even Rajnikant can not do this
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This one is for all the VTU guys in this forum
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Old 7th March 2012, 19:21   #6795
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Hakuna Matata !!

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