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Old 12th March 2012, 09:53   #6841
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it would be even more awesome if the Jokes here are restricted only to topics that revolve around the automobile world. In that way the Jokes thread would remain unique and interesting to read.
that's a good one. ...oops,were you serious ?
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Old 12th March 2012, 10:17   #6842
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IMO you guys should take a little break from the condoring.
Agreed! There is no harm in revisiting old jokes. Condoring itself is a form of repeating old jokes since you need to provide a link to previous posts!
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Old 12th March 2012, 12:15   #6843
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Sometimes it really gets annoying. Probably any further unwarranted use of that word should attract a infraction point!
For this thread only, in addition to "Thanks" button we may also have a "Condor" button then. It wouldn't waste much screen space, and if you wish, there would be a (+) expand button to find the condoring link.
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Old 12th March 2012, 12:24   #6844
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Note from Support - Please report post if a joke has been repeated. Makes more sense to do this instead of multiple people posting a "condored" message.
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Guys will never change: Want Proof?


I have never written asking for your help before, but I really need your advice. PLEASE HELP!

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.' I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.

Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my Jeep so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls. ' When she got out of the car she was tyding up her dress, and cleaned up her lipstick, and bid goodbye to...
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Well, It was at that moment, crouching behind my JEEP , that I noticed oil leaking from the rear differential.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the garage?

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Old 12th March 2012, 14:21   #6847
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Expectation Vs Reality....

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Old 12th March 2012, 15:39   #6849
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One way of avoiding the "condoring" business is to keep jokes contemporary and relevant to the happening around. Anyone agree?
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Akshay, I just can't agree more with you! Sometimes it really gets annoying. Probably any further unwarranted use of that word should attract a infraction point!

Further, it would be even more awesome if the Jokes here are restricted only to topics that revolve around the automobile world. In that way the Jokes thread would remain unique and interesting to read.
LOL I wouldn't go as far as that. But yes condoring posts were spamming this thread (no offense to condor ).

If we restrict the jokes to only automotive that will reduce the number of jokes quite a bit. I think any jokes should be allowed. Everyone just comes here to have a laugh, who cares what the jokes about.

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Agreed! There is no harm in revisiting old jokes. Condoring itself is a form of repeating old jokes since you need to provide a link to previous posts!
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One way of avoiding the "condoring" business is to keep jokes contemporary and relevant to the happening around. Anyone agree?
Well a Condoring post can be done if the joke has been posted recently, but if it was posted years ago then its irrelevant and will still give us a good laugh.
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Some facts That will Definitely Make You Feel Old:
A must must read for all age group members:
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1. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge was released 17 years ago.

2. Windows XP was released 11 years ago, in 2001.

3. The “new” Millennium is more than a decade old.

4. Chetan Bhagat’s antics have been around for the past 8 years!

5. Pierce Brosnan last acted as James Bond 10 years ago.

6. The Delhi Metro has been running for 10 Years now.

7. It’s been 11 years since 9/11

8. The Matrix came out 13 years ago, Keanu Reeves is 47 today

9. Mother Theresa and Lady Diana have been dead for 15 years.

10. Remember Jungle Book on Doordarshan? That was more than 16 years ago.

11. Macaulay Culkin is 31 today. “Home Alone” came out over 21 years ago.

12. Terminator 2 is 21 years old. Edward Furlong who portrayed kid John Connor is 34 now.

13. Sean Connery is 80 years old and retired.

14. The youngest Spice Girl is 35, the oldest Backstreet Boy 39, Gwen Stefani is 41, Madonna 52

15. The first Harry Potter book came out 15 years ago!

16. The first season of F.R.I.E.N.D.S was aired 17 years ago!

17. Akshay Kumar was born in 1967!

18. Arnold Schwarzenegger is older than Independent India. He was born in June 1947

19. ‘Kids’ born in 1994 can legally drive, drink and vote this year.

20. Jurassic Park is older than Justin Bieber.

21. Rajiv Gandhi has been dead for 21 years.

22. Bryan Adams’ cult song “Summer of 69? was released 27 years ago.

23. Kids whom you remember in their diapers are posting their pics on Facebook.

24. Facebook has been around for 8 years. Orkut for 10.
Fraandshipping since 2002

25. Remember the little girl from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai? She is 24 now.

26. The Maruti Zen was first introduced 19 years ago....

Pls go dye your hair now .
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^^ Need to show some of these to Star Movies and HBO. They still telecast Home Alone and Terminator series. I still enjoy them, but never thought Home Alone is a 21 yr old movie
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Sorry if this has been posted before, but this one had me
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Girl- which computer do you have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)

Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
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