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Old 14th March 2012, 19:24   #6886
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Don't know if its a PS job!

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Old 14th March 2012, 22:31   #6887
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"uncle,can u please tell me a bedtime story?
"Sure my baby..once upon a time there was this little girl who wouldnt sleep at 12 in the night.. Then a ghost came and ate her.."
"Zzzzzzzz"
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This one is Epic !
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Old 14th March 2012, 23:02   #6889
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Got from FB. Not sure of it is posted already.
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Old 15th March 2012, 07:46   #6890
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No offences to any professionals out here. Found this on the net!

CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT vs MBA

7 Chartered accountants and 7 MBAs are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
----------- --------- --------- ---------
7 chartered accountants take only 1 Ticket and 7 MBA's buy all 7 tickets..

MBA's are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives,

All 7 Chartered accountants get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand comes

out with the ticket and the TC goes away....
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NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.

So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they

can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
------------ --------- --------- --------- ------

MBAs decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Mba take 1 Ticket. Chartered accountants don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL MBA IN ONE TOILET. ALL CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One C.A. gets out and knocks the door of MBA toilet, One Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes back to the toilet.

TC DRIVES out ALL the MBAs from the toilet and they are heavily fined
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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
------------ --------- --------- --------- --

SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station. MBAs planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time MBAs decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL 7 MBA take 1 tickets... Chartered accountants BUY all 7 tickets this time...

SO TC Comes.. All Chartered accountants show their tickets.....

MBAs are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train

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No offences to any professionals out here. Found this on the net!

CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT vs MBA

7 Chartered accountants and 7 MBAs are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
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et in the LOCAL train
Is it a sign of times, and changes in aspirations that this has changed from Doctors and Engineers???

I think so....
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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

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Source : Facebook

< Lines hidden in first baby pic - "The world is coming to an end in 2012... Man, I have just arrived!" >
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Old 15th March 2012, 11:15   #6894
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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Old 15th March 2012, 12:57   #6895
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Joke 1:
Electricity in TN

Joke 2:
The recently formed government in TN leap-frogged everyone including global giants in the race to cut down emissions and heat. This is now the most environmental friendly state in the world. Reasons are attributed to the conservative use of electricity. Electricity is never used for upto 10 hours a day in villages and upto 2 hours a day in the cities. Every single institution supported this cause including hospitals and schools.
Sir - In which city in TN did you find power not being used for only 2 hours? Joke is on us, non-Chennai dwellers.

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PJ is back!!

Can you BeaT this??

What do you call an EagLe which is SicK???

ILLEGAL...!!!
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A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing.

Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks around the room with renewed vigor, returns the envelope to the drawer, and then begins his day's work.

After he retires, the new accountant can hardly wait to read for himself the message contained in the envelope in the drawer, particularly since he feels so inadequate in replacing the far wiser and more highly esteemed accountant. Surely, he thinks to himself, it must contain the great secret to his success, a wondrous treasure of inspiration and motivation.

His fingers tremble anxiously as he removes the mysterious envelope from the drawer and reads the following message: "Debits in the column toward the file cabinet. Credits in the column toward the window."
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Santa was inserting a dog's tail into a pipe ,
Banta - Oye ! don't you know , a dog's tail never straightens up ??
Santa - Idiot ! I'm bending the pipe !!

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.

When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!

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Two Lovers plan to commit Suicide.
Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes, and returned back saying Love is Blind.
The Boy, in mid-air opened his parachute saying Love never Dies.

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Santa received an invitation, to a party
which said “Black Tie Only”!!

When he went to the party he was surprised to
find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts
as well !!!!

Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has clock tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.

Santa says “Yes”.

“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder”.

The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figured he was taken for a ride.

On the next day, santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock,

“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”

Santa gives him the thousand and says, “I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I’ll go get a ladder.”

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^^Some nice jokes there Sajid but please use the edit button while posting again within 30 mins of last post instead of creating back to back post.

You seems to be a really old member but still I would request you to go through the forum rules once/once again to have an infraction free stay here.

Anyway keep the jokes coming.
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Sir - In which city in TN did you find power not being used for only 2 hours? Joke is on us, non-Chennai dwellers.
I understand mallumowgli. Atleast in my area in Chennai, the stated power cut is 2 hrs daily (10am-12pm). But on 13-Mar, there was a power cut from 9am-5pm. And I know of other places in TN where my relatives are based, and they suffer 10-12 hrs of power cuts daily

In our own organization, which is 50kms south of Chennai, the power cuts are in effect and we are running on diesel daily. To cut costs many facilities that were earlier provided to employees are being cut.
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