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Old 16th March 2012, 15:48   #6916
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Rediff headline is a bit of a joke:
White Paper on Black Money to be tabled
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Sachin Tendulkar has proved that Indians have a habit of completing the targets in March !

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Old 16th March 2012, 19:06   #6918
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Found in Times of India. Under the section of 'Things whose duty price goes down'.

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Ahem, elder brother Fiesta's invitation for Figo's B'day celebration. Madrasi Isthyle!
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India TV at it's best.

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Old 17th March 2012, 19:23   #6921
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One of my friend posted this on Facebook, mentioning that the notice is from Forum Mall, Koramangala, Bangalore. Eatables… better watch out!
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Now this is funny,

Once the 'Thank' function has been removed, this has become ONE LONELY THREAD
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Not exactly a joke, but a reality. Nonetheless I find this image worth sharing

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Napoleon :
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
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Santa :
Ab bolne se kya faayda?
"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na.

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Old 18th March 2012, 10:43   #6925
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"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
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Originally Posted by rahul_sinha View Post
Bicycle with slipper protection
Must be near a temple or some other place where we need to leave the footwear outside.

Reminds me of a joke I heard long time back. Two friends talking:

1st Guy: Today when I came out after visiting the temple, I had to search for half an hour for shoes! But, no luck!
2nd Guy: Oh! And then?
1st Guy: Then what? I took my own slippers and come back home.
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Make a legal U-turn when possible - BBC Top Gear

"it told us we could drive down there" said Yuzu Noda, captain of HMS Hyundai Getz.
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Old 19th March 2012, 20:33   #6928
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1 horse power is the torque of the town.
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Eyes

Do you know the relation between two eyes?

They never see each other....... ... BUT
1. They blink together.

2. They move together.

3. They cry together.

4. They see things together.

5. They sleep together.

They share a very deep bonded relationship

However, when they see some women, one will blink and another will not.

Moral of the story:


Some women can break any kind of relationship! !!
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Dear God,
Please give me strength to pay my: Income Tax,
GST,
VAT,
CST,
Service Tax,
Excise Duty,
Customs Duty,
Octroi,
TDS,
ESI,
Property Tax,
Stamp Duty,
CGT,
Water Tax,
Professional Tax,
Road Tax,
STT,
Education Cess,
Wealth Tax,
TOT,
Capital Gain Tax,
Congestion Levy etc etc etc.

And don't forget:
Hafta,
Donations,
Bribes,
Chanda etc.

If I have some money left after that I will do business.

Sincerely,
An Indian

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