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Old 30th April 2012, 12:59   #7066
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I remember that Nokia model - it was heavier than a brick. Whoever was at the receiving end of that Nokia would have had a cracked helmet!
And even after the impact, the phone would continue to work. LOL.
It is just a matter of putting the pieces together :-P
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Old 30th April 2012, 13:26   #7067
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How's this for a pit stop ?
Presumably he stopped somewhere for the change, still lapped the TG track under 2minutes !!
its the same make and model, but the cars are different. one can make out from the roll cage
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Old 2nd May 2012, 15:45   #7068
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A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service down by the river on a Sunday afternoon.

He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?”

The drunk looks back and says, “Yes sir, I am.”

The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

“Have you found Jesus?” the Minister asked.

“No, I didn’t!” said the drunk.

The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, “Now brother, have you found Jesus?”

“No, I did not!” said the drunk again.

Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, “For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!!!??”

The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
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Because she hasn’t heard anything from her for a few days, a woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door.

So she tells her son, “I want you to go next door and see how Old Mrs. Pierpoint is.”

A few minutes later, the boy returns.

“Well, is she all right?” the mother asks.

“She’s fine, but she’s annoyed with you,” he says.

“At me? Whatever for?”

“Well,” says her son, “Mrs. Pierpoint told me it’s none of your business how old she is.”
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An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy anything.

“Well, my wife ain’t home,” said the man. “She’s gone down to the crick to wash clothes, but lemme see what you got”.

The peddler showed him pots and pans, tools and gadgets, but the old man wasn’t interested.

Then the man spotted a mirror and said, “What’s that?”

Before the peddler could tell him it was a mirror, the old man picked it up and said, “My God! How’d you get a picture of my Pappy?”

The old man was so happy he traded his wife’s best pitcher for it. The peddler left before the wife came back and spoiled his sale.

The old man was worried that the wife would be mad at him for trading her best pitcher, so he hid the mirror in the barn behind some boxes of junk.

He would go out to the barn 2 or 3 times a day to look at the “picture,” and eventually the wife got suspicious.

One day she got fed up and after he retired for the night, she went out to the barn. She saw the mirror behind the boxes, picked it up and said, “So this is the hussy he’s been fooling around with!”

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Old 2nd May 2012, 17:16   #7069
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Heard this on Radio Indigo 91.9

A policeman flagged down a driver and looking at his intoxicated condition asked "How high are you?"
The driver replied, "No officer, its Hi(gh), How are you?"
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Old 3rd May 2012, 10:33   #7070
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Wanna make your bike sound sporty? Here's the answer!

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Old 3rd May 2012, 13:06   #7071
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So how many feel the same way?
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Old 4th May 2012, 08:18   #7072
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I don't have a scanner. Thus-


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All the circus we do in the name of project work!
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Old 4th May 2012, 21:55   #7073
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actually this is a great way to do it. I normally use this instead of a scanner. Though i stick it to a wall and use normal sun light.

Final image is 12 megapixel and can be worked upon with ease.
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Old 4th May 2012, 22:02   #7074
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You thought this is funny? I have been doing this for quite sometime :-D
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You thought this is funny? I have been doing this for quite sometime :-D
You guys should read some spy fiction set in the 70s -80s.
This is trade craft!!
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Yet another glaring example of high standards of ToI reporting:
PS: For those who don't follow cricket. Keiron Pollard was not even playing the match.
And they say its the No.1 newspaper in our country. It is Dwayne Smith who did it.
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This video made my day. Some crazy guy high on drugs who thinks he is Bruce Lee versus 100 cops.Took several rubber and pepper bullets and at least 50 cops to bring him down.

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In today's Hindustan Times YAMAHA HAYABUSA
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DIY - Swift DDiS EGR Valve & Intake Manifold Cleaning

This would make most sense to those who've got their car's EGR valve & intake manifold cleaning done (specially in front of their eyes)

Step 1: Open the bonnet

Step 2: Un-screw about a thousand odd nuts & bolts, and take out all sorts of tubings, pipes, inlets & unhook connectors & what not. Basically disconnect everything that seems connected.

Step 3: Take out the intake manifold & the egr valve.

Those who've seen the egr valve, I know the first thing that came to your mind as soon as you put your eyes on it. Those who haven't, you'd be in for a surprise, pleasant or not would depend on your 'ahem-ahem' orientation.

Step 4: Clean 'em up

Step 5: Put the intake manifold & egr valve back

Step 6: Bolt up everything that you unhooked, you know Last Out First In. Its like a jigsaw puzzle, only about a 1,00,000,000 times difficult but nothing impossible.

Step 7: Close the bonnet!
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