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Old 8th May 2012, 15:12   #7081
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Old 10th May 2012, 13:00   #7082
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One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.

The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies "I work for a local night club, This morning I got home early and heard a noise in my bedroom..
On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open...
I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone...
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out as he was dressing himself...
I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back"..

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck..

The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible..What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now..
Today was the first day at my new job..
I forgot to set my alarm and was running late..
I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do..

The doctor is shocked..
Again asks, "What the hell happened to you.?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
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One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.

The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies "I work for a local night club, This morning I got ho
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n asks, "What the hell happened to you.?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

something to be said for increasing sturdiness in the gents over the course of this thread.
last time i met them here, they were sitting in line in front of St Peter!!
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Women can gossip anytime, anywhere, anyplace
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Old 10th May 2012, 15:16   #7087
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Wife calls Husband: "Hey baby, what you doing honey?.."

Husband: "Listen, I'm really caught up in a meeting! Don't have time to talk at all, could you be quick?!.."

Wife: "Well baby, I've a Good news and a Bad news for you. Do you want to hear them?"

Husband: "Just tell me the Good news,I don't have time for the Bad!"

Wife: "Ok, to put it this way- the good news is the Airbags on our New AUDI work absolutely FINE!!!"
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Now that all of you saw Satyameva Jayate and are SUDDENLY inspired to work for the betterment of the society, please do read & share this heart touching story:

A 7 yr old boy challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents & the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents & he refused to live with her. When judge told him to live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After legal references with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the DECCAN CHARGERS, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone 

P. S. - No offenses to deccan chargers fans... I read this on forwarded sms...
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Old 11th May 2012, 11:09   #7090
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Now that all of you saw Satyameva Jayate and are SUDDENLY inspired to work for the betterment of the society, please do read & share this heart touching story:
@rahulk2510: When I started reading your post, in the beginning I was wondering how come this serious issue is being discussed in this joke thread and in the end it was a blast man! thanks for giving a wonderful start to the day!! Poor Charges and brilliant boy!

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now there is a custody battle being played on the telly between Pune Warriors and the Chargers. I think the Warriors are more deserving.

One thing to note is that the guys who are beaten are getting custody. So any tax payer in India should qualify really.
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now there is a custody battle being played on the telly between Pune Warriors and the Chargers. I think the Warriors are more deserving.

One thing to note is that the guys who are beaten are getting custody. So any tax payer in India should qualify really.
Oye, dont worry, Nehra will make sure that Warriors will get the custody!

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You'll never get to work on time, hahaha

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Came across this in classifieds, cant stop rolling on the floor
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