Go Back   Team-BHP > Around the Corner > Shifting gears


Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 23rd May 2012, 11:14   #7126
Distinguished - BHPian
 
IronH4WK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Bangalore
Posts: 3,455
Thanked: 3,580 Times
Default Re: The Official Joke thread

anyone wanna play outside?
Name:  go_play_outside.jpg
Views: 16423
Size:  40.4 KB
IronH4WK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd May 2012, 13:57   #7127
BHPian
 
Guite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Noida, NCR
Posts: 470
Thanked: 177 Times
Default Re: The Official Joke thread

"Only in India". Got these photos through e-mail.
Attached Images
       
Guite is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd May 2012, 15:51   #7128
BHPian
 
Fillmore's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Bangalore
Posts: 276
Thanked: 137 Times
Default Re: The Official Joke thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Guite View Post
"Only in India". Got these photos through e-mail.
The toilets have got to be photo-shopped , who would place them there ??
So is the bullet.
Fillmore is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd May 2012, 19:30   #7129
BHPian
 
prateekm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Mumbai & BLR
Posts: 756
Thanked: 311 Times
Default Re: The Official Joke thread

Next year, MasterCard's advertisement will be something like:

"CNG prices - 60rs/kg.
Diesel prices - 80rs/liter.
Petrol prices - priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's MasterCard."
prateekm is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd May 2012, 19:53   #7130
BHPian
 
neoranjit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Chennai
Posts: 588
Thanked: 191 Times
Default Re: The Official Joke thread

This is what the Govt wants us to do...
Attached Images
 
neoranjit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd May 2012, 21:32   #7131
Senior - BHPian
 
vivekiny2k's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai
Posts: 1,241
Thanked: 163 Times
Default Re: The Official Joke thread

1983 Yamaha XS 650-- Real Bike for a Real Man - Ottawa Street Motorcycles, Cruisers, Choppers For Sale - Kijiji Ottawa Canada.
vivekiny2k is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd May 2012, 21:58   #7132
BHPian
 
swarnava.m's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Mumbai/Margao
Posts: 632
Thanked: 256 Times
Default Re: The Official Joke thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Warwithwheels View Post
Isn't that the place where the engine is located in the nano?
Talk about sitting on fire!!

With all the Nanos catching fire reports.. Heaven knows what this guy is upto!!
swarnava.m is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd May 2012, 22:42   #7133
Senior - BHPian
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 1,330
Thanked: 911 Times
Default

Got this on my bbm, thought it was quite funny in the context of the 7.5 Rs petrol hike announced earlier today.

Petrol Pump Attendant: Kitne ka daaloon?

Car owner: 2-4 Rupye ka gaadi ke upar chiddak de bhai. Aag lagaani hai.

:-)
Axe77 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24th May 2012, 03:14   #7134
Senior - BHPian
 
carwatcher's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Bardez, Goa
Posts: 1,185
Thanked: 997 Times
Default Re: The Official Joke thread

I have laughed on this joke for 100 times and today is the apt time for posting it:

Santa tells Banta: "Govt. has increased Petrol prices again, I am very much worried".

Banta replies back, "I never get tensed on this, I always fill for Rs.500/-"

I think our Govt. always gets let-off by this psyche of ours.

If one looks the other way, this is the only way, a common man can console himself.
carwatcher is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24th May 2012, 08:18   #7135
Senior - BHPian
 
ghodlur's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Thane
Posts: 5,005
Thanked: 2,013 Times
Wink Re: The Official Joke thread

The cartoon sums it all.
Attached Images
 
ghodlur is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24th May 2012, 13:13   #7136
BHPian
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 78
Thanked: 57 Times
Default

Got the following sms joke:

Harbhajan to Dhoni: Hum to Jaanboojh ke match haare.
Pata hai, jeetne waali team ko jo Volkswagen mil rahi hai aur woh petrol ki hai

"we lost the match purposefully. Did you know that the Volkswagen Car that the winning team is going to get is a petrol car!"
rahulk2510 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24th May 2012, 15:02   #7137
BHPian
 
mac187's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Singapore
Posts: 528
Thanked: 307 Times
Default Re: The Official Joke thread

Fuel price hike, hits everyone!
Attached Images
 
mac187 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24th May 2012, 23:29   #7138
BHPian
 
swarnava.m's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Mumbai/Margao
Posts: 632
Thanked: 256 Times
Default Re: The Official Joke thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by ghodlur View Post
The cartoon sums it all.
Sorry, but I just did not get it. Please explain?

Quote:
Originally Posted by mac187 View Post
Fuel price hike, hits everyone!
Yess!! I saw this on FB, and then there was another pic with a troll face, and it said, "Petrol prices hiked in India, not in Gotham City!!"

Quote:
Originally Posted by fordday View Post
I saw this from the basement of my apartment. Two guys were in a new white Honda Activa and it was stickered all over with black spots making it look similar to a dalmatian. On the front panel was sticker of a alsatian dog face.

The streetdogs were barking and chasing it and overall creating a ruckus and the other road users having a good laugh at the bikers expense. Their faces looked as if don't know where to hide.

I hope I have been able to convey the scene to the readers.
Fantastic!!

Gives me a nice idea to the same to my bike as well. I am sure it will create quite a scene when parked..
swarnava.m is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24th May 2012, 23:35   #7139
Senior - BHPian
 
mayankk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: New Delhi
Posts: 4,099
Thanked: 3,405 Times
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by swarnava.m

Sorry, but I just did not get it. Please explain?
.
The caption goes, I think, " this is a high value transaction. "
mayankk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25th May 2012, 07:31   #7140
Senior - BHPian
 
ghodlur's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Thane
Posts: 5,005
Thanked: 2,013 Times
Smile Re: The Official Joke thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by swarnava.m View Post
Sorry, but I just did not get it. Please explain?
I think the cartoon caption got hidden behing the TBHP sticker. The caption says "We need your PAN Card. Its a high value transaction" reflecting the steep hike of petrol prices.
ghodlur is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Time for a Holiday Joke? Steeroid Shifting gears 9 24th December 2005 20:51
A Nelson joke Dippy Shifting gears 6 8th September 2004 23:12


All times are GMT +5.5. The time now is 02:44.

Copyright 2000 - 2017, Team-BHP.com
Proudly powered by E2E Networks