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Old 25th May 2012, 11:28   #7141
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Still hit by the petrol price hike

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Ramchandra keh gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
gaadi milega cash pe lekin
petrol loan pe aayega

<Ramchandra told Seeta - there will be a time in future when people will buy cars on cash and take loans on petrol>
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Old 25th May 2012, 22:09   #7142
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Height of Attempting !

An 'Computer Science' student wrote in exam-

Q. what is an "Array"?

Ans.- an array is a word used to call a friend
For eg:
"array" kidhar jaa rha hai
"array" kya kar ra h?
"array"idhar aa !!
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Checkmate!

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Old 29th May 2012, 17:37   #7144
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What has 4 legs & no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog
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Old 29th May 2012, 20:23   #7145
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Is Facebook making us all insenstive?

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Two people like dad being in surgery and no one says a prayer?

Not even sure if this qualifies as a joke. Damn.

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Old 29th May 2012, 20:33   #7146
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ROFL!! nice one.

have you seen the video on similar lines? it's hilarious
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Old 29th May 2012, 20:51   #7147
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Not even sure if this qualifies as a joke. Damn.
Rajan
Same thing repeated day and night on ToI after all kind of news. Just check below any news story, you will find "Do you like this story?" at the bottom.
This is really shameful.
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Now it's widely accepted that "like" is used more as flag so other can read it. A tragic news can be spread by flagging it without even really liking it. May be what they are liking is the concern for Dad. Don't read too much in to it.

Facebook etc can come up with a different name/new button for flagging but I don't think it's necessary.
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Old 29th May 2012, 21:42   #7149
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Now it's widely accepted that "like" is used more as flag so other can read it. A tragic news can be spread by flagging it without even really liking it. May be what they are liking is the concern for Dad. Don't read too much in to it.

Facebook etc can come up with a different name/new button for flagging but I don't think it's necessary.
Agreed. But sure sounds bad when this appears on my wall "vivekiny2k likes 26 killed in expressway crash", doesn't it?

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Manmohan Singh to Sonia Gandhi before the petrol price hike - "aaj kuch toofani karte hai"

or maybe it was the other way round!
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Manmohan Singh to Sonia Gandhi before the petrol price hike - "aaj kuch toofani karte hai"

or maybe it was the other way round!
hehe.. nice one! i knew there was something fishy about that ad!


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Now it's widely accepted that "like" is used more as flag so other can read it. A tragic news can be spread by flagging it without even really liking it. May be what they are liking is the concern for Dad. Don't read too much in to it.
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Agreed. But sure sounds bad when this appears on my wall "vivekiny2k likes 26 killed in expressway crash", doesn't it?
A few months ago a similar thing happened when Azhar's son was killed in a superbike crash. There were hundreds of likes and some were defending it by equating his death to Azhar's misdeeds. Sorry, but to me a death is regrettable regardless of what the father may or may not have done
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In 2009, we all put on our turbans, went and watched non-existent movies, in IMMACULATE classic cars , of which we have SO many, that they are infiltrating the taxi business!!

this is from 2012
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2008 : Boy asks Dad to gift him a bike after passing 12th class board Examination.

2012 : Boy asks Dad to gift him a liter of petrol to run his bike after passing his Engineering Examination.
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