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Old 30th May 2012, 19:14   #7156
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ROFL!! nice one.

have you seen the video on similar lines? it's hilarious
Sorry but I didn't get this one, can you throw some light
Is it that the 'comfort zone' space is gone.

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Sorry but I didn't get this one, can you throw some light
Is it that the 'comfort zone' space is gone.
hehe.. yes. you're a quick learner

unless its really crowded (as in a movie hall), nobody occupies the middle one; always the alternate one

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Sorry, but I just did not get it. Please explain?
The man on the petrol pump asks for the PAN no. as it is a High Value transaction
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A few months ago a similar thing happened when Azhar's son was killed in a superbike crash. There were hundreds of likes and some were defending it by equating his death to Azhar's misdeeds. Sorry, but to me a death is regrettable regardless of what the father may or may not have done
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yep, sad indeed! me thinks people stopped using their brains.
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Only Itchguard can truly claim that they started their business from scratch .
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Only Itchguard can truly claim that they started their business from scratch .
and when did this occur to you? seriously

client meeting?
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Old 1st June 2012, 04:57   #7162
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Sometime back around tax season, my personal banker calls me.

@Ranjith : Sir, are you looking to invest in infrastructure bonds or similar
@me : Ranjith, you can pull up my account details right?, do so and then decide on your own

2 hours later he calls me back and goes

Sir, we can get you personal loan without guarantee, money will be in your account within the hour

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Don can't afford anymore
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Only Itchguard can truly claim that they started their business from scratch .
Hahahahaha! Dude, this is one helluva observation. True story!

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and when did this occur to you? seriously

client meeting?
My money is on a conference call

Did the presenter keep scratching his head?
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My money is on a conference call

Did the presenter keep scratching his head?
how do you see the presenter on a conference call?
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how do you see the presenter on a conference call?
ejjactly!!

Nishad bhai.. self goal!


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how do you see the presenter on a conference call?
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ejjactly!!

Nishad bhai.. self goal! [/ATTACH]
Err.. aren't there calls wherein you sit in the room which has the presenter while someone has connected thru' the phone?

Anil - you'd know if you actually went to office and not just worked-from-home everyday!
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here's another one from Facebook!
is that why so many people just start off with hotels and garages even though they dont know squat about their fields?!

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Anil - you'd know if you actually went to office and not just worked-from-home everyday!
Whaat! they started allowing wfh at our place now Anil?
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Err.. aren't there calls wherein you sit in the room which has the presenter while someone has connected thru' the phone?
you call a meeting in a conference room a conference call? badiyah hai



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O teri! i believe i can fly
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For Computer Engineers:

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world."

The civil engineer interrupted and said "But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in the world."

The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled, and said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?
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