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Old 7th August 2012, 11:37   #7321
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From my friend's FB post

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EDIT: The TBHP logo over laps the caption. The caption- Kitna deti hain ?

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Old 8th August 2012, 14:06   #7322
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Thanks to Dhanushs for originally posting this video.

You will COLLAPSE laughing, this is definitely not the video to watch at work. Hats off to the dude who has acted as the reporter here.

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In the light of the recent events..

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Thanks to Dhanushs for originally posting this video.

You will COLLAPSE laughing, this is definitely not the video to watch at work. Hats off to the dude who has acted as the reporter here.
DIED!!!
Great stuff.
"aur ye dusre chor ne bonnet band kar diya hai!"
"cool and calm".

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Old 8th August 2012, 15:21   #7325
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Quite hilarious one on Apple vs Samsung from Conan O'Brien
Samsung Calls BS On Apple's Charges Of Copying - CONAN on TBS - YouTube
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Old 9th August 2012, 17:24   #7326
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Got this on FB - pretty apt
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Again, from my friend's FB post. Couldn't resist posting it. Typical boys

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Old 13th August 2012, 10:42   #7328
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3 newly dead men are waiting at the gate of heaven for their turn. An angel came up to three newly-dead men and said, "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly."

The angel looked at the first guy, Dave, and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man in life. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat-up Dodge."

The angel next looked at the second guy, Jon, and said, "You were not as sinful, but you still cheated on your wife twice. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon."

The angel finally looked at our hero, Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari."

A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari. There he is, sitting on the bonnet, his head in his hands, crying.

"What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You're set forever! Why so down?"

Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth, and said, "I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard."
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*Dedicated to suhaas307*


A man had a hobby of hitting lawyers with his car every time one happened to cross his path.
The man sees a priest hitchhiking on the side of the road, so he picks him up and says: "Where to, father?"
The priest replies, "The church, son".
On the way, the man sees a lawyer and swerves to hit him, he then remembers he has a priest in the car and tries to miss the lawyer at the last minute, but he still hears a thud.
The man says to the priest: "I'm sorry father, I almost hit that lawyer"
The priest replies "It's ok, I got him with the door."
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Old 13th August 2012, 18:37   #7330
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Found in FB-

Socrates was once asked:
"What is the cure for love at first sight?"
The great philosopher replied:
"Take a closer second look. It helps a lot!";-)

Mod Note: Please don't use SMS lingo, ruins an otherwise good joke.

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A Nano breaks down on a roadside and a BMW 750 stops to help the old driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"!
They set up slowly, but only a mile or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 120miles an hour. The BMW driver forgets about the Nano and guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ "You won't believe I have a BMW and Porsche raising past 120 mile an hour with a Nano flashing its lights to overtake"
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A Nano breaks down on a roadside and a BMW 750 stops to help the old driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"!
They set up slowly, but only a mile or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 120miles an hour. The BMW driver forgets about the Nano and guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ "You won't believe I have a BMW and Porsche raising past 120 mile an hour with a Nano flashing its lights to overtake"
And there is a separate thread on TBHP of how bad/ rash the Nano driver was in order to prove that Nano can be driven over 100 .
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Again, from my friend's FB post. Couldn't resist posting it. Typical boys

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That guy in the 3rd tile is Hopp Dogg, Hopesh Dangal from Bihar. Check his FB Profile, you will die laughing at his Raps, Poems and what not. Hopp Dogg calls Snoop Dogg his Dad on his profile.
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Note from the support team: Post deleted. Not suitable for the forum. Sorry.

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Note from Team-BHP Support: Please take the time to read the thread before posting. The same joke has been posted just a few posts before yours!

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